-> "Nuke"
Original Song Title:
"Puke"
Parody Song Title:
"Nuke"
The Lyrics
You don't know how cold this food is
This food is fucking cold and I know it
Put in the microwave to nuke
This chicken is cooooooooold
And so is this new pot of my stew
Put it in the microwave to nuke
I was gonna take the time to sit down and eat up a little pasta
Although in my mind it could've been a little hotta
So could the latkes, that I have a lotta, aha
I made a little ham in the oven and it came out freezing
For once a little warm food would be kinda pleasing
The ice is in my throat and i'm coughing and weasing
Ovens are so damn cheesy
Hot dogs on the grill and there frozen too
The food is colder than my glass of mountain dew
An irritation of attempting to chew, woooowooooowooooo
Now i'm broiling steak, for hours all the day
I think that its burnt now its time for the test taste
Its barely warm man this cooking is a waste, daaaaaaaaaamit
If you only knew, the food that I go through
And everytime its awful and I gotta go and puke
Then you would give me normal food I can chew, booooooooo
You don't know how cold this food is
This food is fucking cold and I know it
Put in the microwave to nuke
This chicken is cooooooooold
And so is this new pot of my stew
Put it in the microwave to nuke
I was gonna take the time to heat up a little hungry man dinner
But I felt like tacos cause the beef would cook and simmer
But it was like winter, cold and so dimmer, yea
I tried to fry an egg the other day and I barely saw the white part
I tried to get the toaster to toast me up a pop tart
A stupid bad fart, baby I gotta eat some good food
I feel warmer in the cold when i'm nude
I almost burnt my hand when I tried to make some bacon
The grease was all over but it didn't seem to bake
I hate to be a chef with all this food I can not make, waaaaaaaaay
I'm in my living room, tried to toast some bread
It just stayed in motion so the bread was plainly fed
Eating so much raw food makes me wanna choke and die, diiiiiiieeee
What else can I do, I haven't got a clue
I gotta eat Mcdonalds and there burgers taste like poo
Unless I get a microwave and shove in all my food, and nuuukkkkeee
You don't know how cold this food is
This food is fucking cold and I know it
Put in the microwave to nuke
This chicken is cooooooooold
And so is this new pot of my stew
Put it in the microwave to nuke
(microwaving sound)
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