Guess whos back? Back again, Brady's back, tell a friend.
Now im gonna go to the food store, to the food store,to the food store, Now im gonna go to the to the food store
Alright stop! Banana time!
Coolbeer n ribs, a Bic Mac
Irish Barn Brack, and chicken wrap
And I dont mean wrap,wait lemme have a crap
UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH!
Bacon butties,got five grand worth of pies
What else could I possibly do to get rid of the flies
So I ate everythin I could see with my own two eyes
Fat's not like flab at all
Fat is much more,I do fcuk all
I get a little bit lazy sometimes
I eat a sausage roll, this is one of my many crimes
Good god, I let rip, then I cried
Bent down, held my nose and supplied
A breath of fresh air to the food store
Yer, straight from my bumhole
It was cool till I let one go
Yes I let blow couldn't steer it
Live a little, (fart sound) If I may!
<<<<<<<Alrite Now use it.. (Ah ah ah ah ah)
Then Re-Use It (Ah ah ah ah ah)
Dont get lazy (Ah ah ah ah ah)
Go baby (Ah ah ah ah ah)
Oh baby,(Ah ah)baby

Okay, by the way, I just had to say, that Im not gay
this just sounds good, so does a bottle of bud, what do you say,
Im just wonderin cos.. anyway lets get back to the song.

Im on the piss but I feel like im in work
Whys that guy dressed like a clerk?
Yeah from my office sittin on that chair,
spinning on me, with his eyes out err
What's your name man, whats the time?
Man! You trust me? But you know Im blind
Hey! (Ah ah) Your god damn right! Now I need a shite!

Cos Im gonna shit my pants
If I dance
Yeah, so wheres the restrooms?
Ooops I mean toilets, toilets toilets toilets
Do you know where they are?
--Em... that way..okay cheers--
-- They are dirty--
Fuck it I'll Re-Use it.. (ah ah ah ah ah)
Just use it.. (ah ah ah ah ah)
Im crazy (ah ah ah ah ah)
Ooops the ladies (ah ah)
the ladies (ah ah)

Now i've gotta fart or I'll break down
I get real tense, but I dont make a sound
I wait for a while, but ahh now
I pull the brake and everyone swings from the shelves
Peach schnapps, and a Shandy
Look, its Andy!
Yo, you bought me a Shandy?
Ima grown man, get me some fcukin Brandy!
Duba duba duba duba duba
Fellas what? Jealous huh? Move your left foot that way.. what?
Black bacon, white bacon, skinny bacon, fat bacon, Im calling the pigs now?
Everyone in court where is this whore?
We've been waiting for, how long more, till she walks through that door
A good reason for some pleasin is to say.. (ah ah) I need you Brady..

Now im gonna tell you my name
It ain't lame, or the same
As Slim Shady, no
It's Brady, I am crazy,
and I know,
you stupid hoe,
That I, am goin off track, too much crack, with this song, so before
I go, I hope you know, who I am, I will not lie, thank you, bye.

Umnumnum.. dont touch Bobby! Um numb numb nuts.. dont touch Bobby! Oooh Michael, don't touch Bobby, I mean MICHAEL MYERS.. dont touch Bobby!