That's why they call me X-Three-Nine (I'm Back)
I'm Back (I'm Back) (X-THREE-NINE!) I'm Back
That's why they call me X-Three-Nine (I'm Back)
I'm Back (I'm Back) (X-THREE-NINE!) I'm Back
That's why they call me X-Three-Nine (I'm Back)
I'm Back (I'm Back) (X-THREE-NINE!) I'm Back
That's why they call me X-Three-Nine (I'm Back)
I'm Back (I'm Back) (X-THREE-NINE!) I'm Back

[Xander999]
I plunder a rhyme one word at a time
You never, heard of a line as subverted as mine
You better, believe in the nine, you seek better help
What spoof's he gonna do against the man that laughs at himself?
I'm waitin' for praise like hades damn I'm waitin' for days
Chucky, get out of that daze, as Ghetto's amazed,
I used to be parodies little nutcase on page
Next month I was puttin spoofs in a box in a cage
I used to, get rushed and nervous on a mock
'Til I mocked a little song off and shoved it in Chucky's mailbox
{"Charles! Charles!"} I used to be a - dumb, now I could give a dumb guess
What do I think dumb-stress? It's fun, so much mess the test.
To much stares her chest, got upset
It's just too much stress, I guess I must just fell in quick (yes)
Fell in quick (no) In love, right?
Whatever you do is wrong, whatever she did is right.
She thinks of my name now whenever I say "Hi"
Became a celebrity because I'm F-U-N-N-
E-Y, cuz Am-I-Righ' was so 'must try' to buy
Can't wait 'til my life dies
Now is it worth it? Look at my life, how is it perfect?
Read my spoof's miss, what? My mouse isn't workin?
You need the trigger, oh it's upside down.
Here, let me wake this parodyer up right now.

That's why they call me X-Three-Nine (I'm Back)
I'm Back (I'm Back) (X-THREE-NINE!) I'm Back
That's why they call me X-Three-Nine (I'm Back)
I'm Back (I'm Back) (X-THREE-NINE!) I'm Back
That's why they call me X-Three-Nine (I'm Back)
I'm Back (I'm Back) (X-THREE-NINE!) I'm Back
That's why they call me X-Three-Nine (I'm Back)
I'm Back (I'm Back) (X-THREE-NINE!) I'm Back

[Xander999]
I take each individual syllable's made and get into it
Just to see if it's easily spoofed and if he listens to music
And if he reads into this stuff he's an innocent surfer
And becomes addicted on the site of my warblers
{*vocal scratches*} My name is X-Three-Nine
I miss the fine line before ChuckyG put mine
The sensational {*vocal scratch "Back is the incredible!"*}
With S.T.G, who just finds the tunes doable.
It's S.T.G on the, site you see
Trying to, lure your tastes to he, into them
It's a, mixed site we surf on these days,
"Xand for Pete's sakes put down Junior and Len's legs!"
Geez, you guys are so humourless
"Xand it's unfunny humour, try and just don't mention less."
Jokes with no punchline it's, fine to get so divine
With guys get so sublime, I'm blind from spoofin' 'em
With my CD's spinnin', with nine's fingers printin'
Doin lines of songs in 'em, with a bunch of lines hoppin' out
My mind and or'entated
That's where I get my spoof's from. But why they call me?

That's why they call me X-Three-Nine (I'm Back)
I'm Back (I'm Back) (X-THREE-NINE!) I'm Back
That's why they call me X-Three-Nine (I'm Back)
I'm Back (I'm Back) (X-THREE-NINE!) I'm Back
That's why they call me X-Three-Nine (I'm Back)
I'm Back (I'm Back) (X-THREE-NINE!) I'm Back
That's why they call me X-Three-Nine (I'm Back)
I'm Back (I'm Back) (X-THREE-NINE!) I'm Back

[Xander999]
I take heaven's --- from ---, hand them all in time
Add an OK-imagination, a 'xander', three nines
Add Wolveroses and oughta make spoofs of a life time
And that's a whole bunch of spoofers beat off all at one time.
Cause (I'mmmm) Xandy, they call me as lazy,
As the site was over this while just-one-vote thing?
And by the way, Blazin', Why do they live?
Am I the only one that realises they're divs?
Should I grind my teeth with a bare cover stink,
Bone Thugs and lose lots credibility,
It's why I tend to mock out when I here them,
Cause all those girls screeching is giving them cred! (AHHH!!!)
So I just, throw up a parodyer and let it linger,
Longer than the rumour I was deader than a member,
Of the band Beatles or any solo member in showbiz,
Like that nice Louise Nurding, and Jamie you know this!
I'm sorry Jay, but I don't give a damn if chick was my own cooker,
I'd still cook her food with no oven and love inside the
Pan, Have a fun and a new meal at the same time,
And just that it was mine. What's my name?

That's why they call me X-Three-Nine (I'm Back)
I'm Back (I'm Back) (X-THREE-NINE!) I'm Back
That's why they call me X-Three-Nine (I'm Back)
I'm Back (I'm Back) (X-THREE-NINE!) I'm Back
That's why they call me X-Three-Nine (I'm Back)
I'm Back (I'm Back) (X-THREE-NINE!) I'm Back
That's why they call me X-Three-Nine (I'm Back)
I'm Back (I'm Back) (X-THREE-NINE!) I'm Back

[Xandere999 {*vocal scratching*}]
Guess who's b-back, back
Gue-gue-guess who's back (Hi 'G!)
{*scratch*} Guess who's back
{*scratch*} Gue {*scratch*} guess who's back
Dumb-Guys {*scratch*} Guess who's back
Gue, gue-gue-gue, guess who's back
Wolf and John{*scratch*} Guess who's back
Back back {*scratch*} back
{*scratch*}
X-Three-Nine, Xander999
I'm all out from this spoof (*sighs*) damn