Look, if you had one LAN, one connection
To seize all the warez you ever wanted in one moment,
Would you download 'em or just let it slip?

His fingers are sweaty, wrists weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's celery
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks like calm and ready
To plant bugs, but he keeps on forgettin'
What he programmed, the whole chat roars so loud
He opens visualbasic, but the code won't come out
He's starin, how everybody's flamin' him now
The host timed out, big pings, uh-oh, blaoh!!
Snap back to the dialup, Oh there goes reality
Oh, there goes cable, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that
Easy, no
He won't have it, he knows the net's back's to these ropes
It don't matter, he's smoke
He knows that, but he's broke
He's so spammed that he knows
When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the dialup, yo
This whole web sh**
He better go with his leetness hope it don't pass him
You better lose yourself in the chat room, the leet speak
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to ping
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

Packets escaping, through this firewall, it's gaping
This world is mine for the hacking
Make me king, as we move toward a, new law and order
A normal life is borin, but super vetship's close to post mortem
It only grows slower, a leet mp3 coder
His cooling fan blows it all over, these cops are all on him
Coast to coast shows, he's know as the 1337h4x0r
Lonely ftps, God only knows
He's grown farther from legal, he's no better
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose cuz here cus' we're booting the old napstah'
His mentors don't want him no mo, he's cold product
They moved on to the next shmoe who hacks
He nose dove and sold nada
So the soap opera is told and unfolds
I suppose it's old partna', but the beat goes on
Da da dum da dum da da
You better lose yourself in the chat room, the leet speak
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to ping
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this mothafu**** host off like 2 viruses caged
I was a n00b in the beginnin', the goals all changed
I been dissed at and flamed at and voted off servers
But I keep practicin' and steppin' right in the next tourney
Best believe somebody's playin the hacked hacker
All the pain inside amplified by the fact
That I can't get by with my 56k
And I can't provide the right place to host a server
Cuz man, sue these damn firewalls, don't allow warcraft
And it's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard and it's getting even harder
Tryin to get my warez and hack my game
Plus teeter totter caught up between a hacker and a pre Bille Gates..
Baby mama drama's screamin on and
Too much for me to wanna
Spam in one spot, another day or not
Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail
I've got to formulate a plot fore I end up, comp freezed, what not
Success is my only mothafu**** option, failure's not
AOL, I love you, but this yellow dude has got to go
I cannot grow old in this Kids Only Chat
So here I go is my shot.
Scipts fail me not cuz maybe the only opportunity that I got

You better lose yourself in the chat room, the leet speak
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to ping
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo


You can hack any appz you set your mind to, man...