two nurses go round the retirement home
retirement home retirement home

two nurses go round the the retirement home
retirement home retirement home

guess who's here
here again
geezer's here
tell a friend

guess whos here
(repeat 5x)

i created a tall tale
cause no one wants to hear modern no more
they want old with chopped liver

well if they want old this is what i'll give ya
a story 'bout me just drinkin' some hard liquor

i try to jumpstart my heart by the shocks by the pacemaker
what the doctor pu in while he's operating
well the pacemaker ain't cooperating

you wait this long to start medicating while im back on the rag and ovulating
i'm sorry lately my heart problem's complicating

so hmo wont let me go
not a friend they are a foe
rather sit down and watch hbo
keep me from getting to drug co.

so walikn' with my cane
i am insane
limp back put on some rogaine messing with my brain
so says me
cause this is about to get heavy
i just said it to the nurses
f*** you give me

CHORUS
now this looks like a job for me
so everybody just follow me
cause we need a little contraversy
cause everything needs to be geezery

(repeat chorus)

dumb youth today kids feelin' rebellious
man im glad i still listen to elvis
i am imprisoned here helpless
and when the nurse comes around i yell b****

a medication
bad reputation
hatin agitation in this nation's a rebel

notic e the fact is so crass
and the fact that i got all these shots up my a**
and it's a disaster
such a catasthophe
that so much of my a** is bruised you see

well im like na na na na na na na na
fix my dentures soon are you willin?

and shots enter right through my skin like a splinter
the center of my butt cheek
another bruise

ain't interesting
no thing like wresting
or investing in a corp. that provides nesting

testing attention please
no attention soon as someone mentions me
snack used to be ten cents two cents and free
now who sent you sent you sent for me?

(chorus)

(fade out)