May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the Real John Davies please shut up?
I repeat, will the real John Davies please shut up?
We're going to have a problem here.

You all act like you never heard a bearded person before.
His teachings are a bore, Welsh OAP trying to be hard-core

Making us snore, whining about Pythagoras
It's the return of the oh wait, no wait, you're a fool.
Why do they pay you to teach a load of bull?


The world's had enough of Davies
Even his wife's cheating on him.
Look at him, walking around living off math's, acting so cool, but he's really kind of weak though.

Big s**t blasts me about algebra
Why? Cause I proved Pythagoras wrong
As for the question of who came first was it Mr. Davies or was it Mr. Dickson?
I'm sorry John, but this is going to hurt. He came earlier than you ever did son.

Your beard gets on my nerves; your beard is on my nerves.
You're kind of lucky cause you got more degrees than you deserve.
That is the message that I deliver to little kids
you can't do math's and not know what the wrath of Davies is.

Of course they're going to like you, of course they do.
You're like a Welsh version of Rolf Harris minus the Didgeridoo
you know nothing about products, you can't divide or subtract
You know a year from now you won't be here at all.

So you talk about Pythagoras and co-ordinates
And some day you'll stop dreaming and find out your wife's a primate.

You're John Davies, yes you're the real Davies,
you sound like an ass, you get quite irritating.
So won't the Real John Davies please shut up, please shut up, please shut up?

You're John Davies, yes you're the real Davies.
You sound like an ass, you get quite irritating,
so won't the real John Davies please shut up, please shut up, please shut up