Fifth day on the field
He was blocking all the shots with a metal shield
Out there in Baghdad, killing all
Crawling through sand and climbing up brick walls
Working for Saddam and hes giving commands
Gotta take over all of the u.s. land
Start with L.A. and move to the inner states
And get all the numbers off the soldiers license plates
So he got to Oman and got so tired
But he couldnt stop cause his chest was wired
With dinomite, strapped all by Saddam
If he stopped at all hed die from explosive bombs

He walks
All out through the fields and over the corn stalk
Got to avoid boulders
Out on a mission from an Iraq Soldier
His journey will not end
Til he takes over all the american land
Swimming through atlantic
And his speed is going so damn frantic

So he gets to Iran
And stops for a drink
Walking slowly at the time
So he doesnt blow
He drops his mug
And out of his mouth crawls an asian bug
So he panics running everywhere
He couldnt believe the length of his hair
But he just continued for a little while
He stopped to shit whil walking and made a big pile

He walks
All out through the fields and over the corn stalk
Got to avoid boulders
Out on a mission from an Iraq Soldier
His journey will not end
Til he takes over all the american land
Swimming through atlantic
And his speed is going so damn frantic

After four years he finally arrives
But the war is over and he is so lost
He was so hungry and almost dead
Its been six days since he was fed
Saddam was caught and choked to death
He could not stand the power of his breath
So he just left and went back to his home
But he got tired and stopped to take a break at Rome

He walks
All out through the fields and over the corn stalk
Got to avoid boulders
Out on a mission from an Iraq Soldier
His journey will not end
Til he takes over all the american land
Swimming through atlantic
And his speed is going so damn frantic