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Song Parodies -> "Too High, Pearls"

Original Song Title:

"Goodbye Earl"

Original Performer:

Dixie Chicks

Parody Song Title:

"Too High, Pearls"

Parody Written by:

T. Marie T....lots of AKA's

The Lyrics

i went shopping at the jewelry store cause it'll soon be mother's day
if you want to say you love someone i've heard jewelrys the way
looked on the internet for great ideas from all over the world
jumped in the car to go town, because i decided on pearls

from outside of the window of the jewelry store on display to see
one big white pearl necklace that's going home with me

so i asked the salesman
about the strand
of pearls i wanted to buy
he said four hundred grand, no payment plan
i almost fell on my backside

those pearls are too high
(nah nah nah nah)
(too high, pearls)

could you tell me (nah nah nah nah)
about something cheaper please
i'm feeling weak
im too poor you see
oh my heart
i usually shop at walmart

well the shops too high for me to spend all of my hard earned dough
and i told the stuck up shop owner exactly where he could go
the hours flew by while i drove around looking for another store
and when i finally gave up looking around it was 42 after 4

i parked on some land
at a jewelry stand
on the side of town that is wild
told the crooked old man
to give me his best strand
told him bout the other stores price

he said those pearls are too high (nah nah nah nah)
(too high)
i sell em cheap..
i said alright
good thing i took a drive

i need a break
with the money i make
ten bucks is nice
an affordable price
for pearls.....yea
oh, hey hey hey
(nah nah nah nah)
hey hey hey

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