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Song Parodies -> "Coraline"

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"The Night"

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The Lyrics

Coraline Jones and her family move from Pontiac, Michigan, to Ashland, Oregon's Pink Palace Apartments. As her parents struggle to complete their gardening catalogue, tricks the Beldam into unlocking the portal. While the Beldam is distracted, the cat finds her parents trapped in a snow globe, Coraline then throws the cat at the Beldam's face, ripping her button eyes out. Blinded, the Beldam furiously listens for Coraline and almost manages to get her. But Coraline, with help of the ghosts, manages to close the door and lock it but severing the Beldam's left hand.
Such curiosity
Such magic she has stumbled upon
To go away from her sole real world
Pulling her away, the secret door inside

The source of her novelty
This shadow makes it day without light
There is no way to see such power
Without having paid
Notice to how and why

For naming her with "o" first, then "a"
Letting the others come perplexed
Giving her the thoughts to leave them
For someone she was not first

Now, if Tim Burton fare is what you crave
There can be no better name

For knowing
While in movies they are showing
Are you going to read the whole book first?
Than see in real life

Go watch Coraline

Although Dakota Fanning
Has not made a movie this good since, like, all of her life

Still, see Coraline

This sick discovery
Real human replicas from her life
Replaced with button-eyed sand stuffed dolls
Like a modern Hansel and Gretel all right

The source of the movie's story
Neil Gaiman sure knows how to expand
Children stories to horror fiction
Not enough to say
It’s not worth squat to find

Than Henry Selick shows no clichés
As director once again
Even if his repute failed him
Working once with Brendan Fraser
Now, he has avenged his clerical name
When it come to films that rock at showing

Cool stop motion animation
Like J and the giant Peach, Nightmare before Christmas and
Right now Coraline

At first it’s not engaging
Right until it goes by the next half
And you will see why
Just watch Coraline

Go watch Coraline
It’s like Donnie Darko for children
When it comes to defining horror
For more thoughts than sights
It’s scary sometimes

In fact, the name's creative
Enough to change one's mind to name their
Kids not Caroline

But sub Coraline

Go watch Coraline

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