Song Parodies -> "Home With A Sickness"

Original Song Title:

"Down With The Sickness"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Home With A Sickness"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

A tune along the same lines as Weird Al's "Calling In Sick" only a tad more... Disturbed....

"I'm not feeling good...
AHHHH-CHOO!!!

(Cough, cough, cough, cough, cough)
(Cough, cough, cough, cough, cough)
(Hack, hack)
(Hack, hack)
(Hack, hack)

"Losing sleep since my skin is burning"
Called my employer: "I'm ill"
("I'm so nauseous I'm green!")
"It's measles, strep, chicken pox, pink eye"
"I'm not complaining... I heaved"
("Will you brew me some tea?!")

"With a vampire's complexion
Might have an ear infection!
Need some medication!" (Oh no)
Hope that my boss buys that crap now
In truth, I'm feeling decent... IT SEEMS!!!

I'm fine but I'm at home with a sickness!
I'm fine but I'm at home with a sickness!
I'm fine but I'm at home with a sickness!
Wanna roller skate so I will lie through my teeth
I'm fine but I'm at home with a sickness!
A doctor's not called... But I'm at home with a sickness!
My color's still pink... But I'm at home with a sickness!
Taking off this shift so I can stay home and sleep!

Chill and watch the boob tube while I say: "I'm dying"
"My eye has a sty that needs healed"
(Hanging out at the beach!)
Went to the mall and I might hang glide
Might start crocheting... some sleeves...
(For a sweater, I think!)

Wasted time blowing some bubbles
My hobbies are so brainless!
Making some funny faces!
(WOW!)
My work is a dreary place
I'll claim that I'm throwing up, While training... my fleas...

I'm fine but I'm at home with a sickness!
I'm fine but I'm at home with a sickness!
I'm fine but I'm at home with a sickness!
Twirling china plates on some long poles is neat
I'm fine but I'm at home with a sickness!
A doctor's not called... But I'm at home with a sickness!
My gutters need cleaned... So I'm at home with a sickness!
Belting Taylor Swift while out at karaoke!

(Not that extreme)
(It's all a scheme)
(Don't need cold cream)
(My boss would scream!!!)

[Spoken}:
"So snotty with an aching head
Ow! It hurts my head!
My stomach's destroyed!
I do not enjoy... This vomit!
So sweaty and sickly!
Why do I have to feel like crap!? Yucky!
Now... my spit... is burning me
And I have such an intense itch!
Need some soup
See my temperature is so high!
It's reading One Hundred And Five!
Plus I have a charlie horse in my thigh!
Every single strand of my hair hurts a bit
AH-CHOO!!!
I broke my armpit!
Got lupus, Holistic medicine holds the cure!
I can't stop by since I'm contagious, Sorry!
Blowing chunks, I think I may die!"

(Cough, cough, cough, cough, cough)

I'm fine but I'm at home with a sickness!
I'm fine but I'm at home with a sickness!
I'm fine but I'm at home with a sickness!
Since my lies are great I bet they are all believed
I'm fine but I'm at home with a sickness!
A doctor's not called... But I'm at home with a sickness!
You suckers all think... That I have a deadly illness!
Chill in the tub with a ducky!

The security code is: "RAP" so I kinda wish that this was a rap song other than a rock song, haha

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Peter Andersson - June 24, 2016 - Report this comment

The original song was on my favorite running playlist for years, the pure aggressiveness almost always worked for a boost on the last kilometers, I still bring it out now and then. That said, there are two versions, a cleaned up radio edit without all the f-bombs that is more likely to come up on a quick YouTube search. Let me help you out by telling other readers here that your parody is based on the album version - here's a link:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9EOLAC66pI

Max Power - September 05, 2016 - Report this comment

Time to call Dr. House.

bobpiecheese - September 06, 2016 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Absolutely brilliant! I loved how you turned the "ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah"'s into coughing fits and how you went back and forth between fake symptoms and what you planned to do on your day off, instead of just listing one then the other. 555 hours of free time!

Blayddman - September 06, 2016 - Report this comment

(Artistry) This was crazy fun to read. The ad-libs were some of my favorite parts. "Hack, hack" Lol! I like the switching between the lie and the truth. Crotcheting huh? What a fun "sick day" activity!

Blaydeman - September 06, 2016 - Report this comment

Also, if you haven't checked out the Richard Cheese version of this song, it's pretty hilariously awesome!

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