BAWK BAWK BAWK-OW!

You know what I just want from this restaurant
Besides chocolate cake and apple pie
That which is known for good taste cause just
Savor the crisp skin
And you’ll be wanting

Another try

Whether you want hot sauce lane or just plain
Plus showering it with lemon-lime
It shall turn on all your taste buds and
Give you temptation
For more good cuisine

Eat this cause I know

That some fried chicken is good for the go
The less it is cold, the more taste that will flow
From all the trickles between your taste buds
Into the stomach it will run.

BAWK BAWK BAWK-OW!

Can’t quite go with bourbon or teriyaki
Or KFC’s all the same inside
I can’t go on with this hunger lust
Never once napping, I’d need ten napkins
To keep me dry

You’ll never know when I’ll want to say “check please”
My stomach keeps saying “one last try”
Good thing I’m told that “bird flu” crap doesn’t even exist
Cause even if it

Did I would not go

Cause it’s the limit of gluttony’s flow
Since it has become an addiction although
The fries of chicken would be a no-no
Into my stomach still will go

INTO MY STOMACH IT WILL GO

You know what I just want from this restaurant
Besides chocolate cake and apple pie
That which is known for good taste cause just
Savor the crisp skin
And you’ll be wanting

Another try

Whether you want hot sauce lane or just plain
Plus showering it with lemon-lime
It shall turn on all your taste buds and
Give you temptation
For more good cuisine

Eat this cause I know

That some fried chicken is good for the go
The less it is cold, the more taste that will flow
From all the trickles between your taste buds
Into the stomach it will run.

Into my stomach it will run, I not for the go!

Yes I’m still eating as I write this, though