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Song Parodies -> "Ten Minutes, (not one to spare)"

Original Song Title:

"Ten Thousand Fists"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Disturbed

Parody Song Title:

"Ten Minutes, (not one to spare)"

Parody Written by:

Joel Martinez

The Lyrics

This is one of the best parodies I've ever written : ' )
IT SUCKS BALLS, OH
IT SUCKS BALLS, OH

O-O-O-O-O-OH

This song's not that great
When I know all along, this is not to be
Considered all right, AH! AH!
Considered all right, AH! AH!

Just so much today
That posting this song, was not the
As I'd say best idea, AH!
It was wrong and not right,
BLEAH!!

People, please don't bother giving me fives
If pissed I make you, then one away
At least remeber that I wrote this song and had it done
Ten minutes, not one to spare

How about complain
That all the words in this work
They were never chosen right, AH! AH!
Never chosen right, AH! AH!

Obscure and insane
This try makes TSB's work
Look like what pro's would write, AH! AH!
A masterpiece of a sight, YEAH!

People would all rather cover their eyes
With raw lemon juice, than watch and stare
At this great reason of why it's not right to write crap in
Ten minutes, not one to spare.

Please give me ones, and comments that say "DIE!"
Leave the constructive bullcrap behind

Please give me ones, and comments that say "DIE!"
Leave the constructive bullcrap behind

Please give me ones, and comments that say "DIE!"
Leave the constructive bullcrap behind

Please give me ones, and comments that say "DIE!"
Leave the constructive bullcrap behind

People will wonder no more reasons why
I'll never come here, and go away
When they remember the night I wrote all this crap in like
Ten minutes, not one to spare
E-E-E-E-E-ARE

Ten minutes, not one to spare
E-E-E-E-E-ARE

Ten minutes, not one to spare!
Flame ahoy!

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Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 1

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Ben - May 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Stupid. Disturbed rules and thats insulting
Joel Martinez - May 21, 2008 - Report this comment
I guess I did a good job then! XD

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