(Anakin)
can you feel that

*R2-D2 curses with a variety of beeps and tweets*

OOH-WAH-AH-AH-AH
OOH-WAH-AH-AH-AH

aw aw
aw aw
aw aw

(Anakin)
Got screwed up by your Dark Side, tempting
Broken, your servant, I kneel
(Palpatine, screaming into the mike)
will you give in to me?
It seems what's left of my Jedi
Side is turned to bad tendencies
(Palpatine)
will you give in to me?
(Anakin)
Looking at my own reflection,
When suddenly it changes,
Violently it changes
Oh, crap. I've got those yellow eyes now,
You've woken up the Vader in me.

Get up, come on get down with the Sith-ness!
Get up, come on get down with the Sith-ness!
Get up, come on get down with the Sith-ness!
Mix your Force with hate and let it flow into me.
Get up, come on get down with the Sith-ness!
You motha get up, come on get down with the Sith-ness!
You Gungan get up, come on get down with the Sith-ness!
Put on masks so everyone can hear us all breathe

(Palpatine)
I can see inside you, the Dark Side is rising,
don't try to deny what you feel.
(Anakin)
So what's in it for me?
(Palpatine)
It seems that your wife Padme has
not much longer 'til she won't breathe.
(Anakin)
So what's in it for me?
(Palpatine)
It seems you're having some trouble,
in dealing with these changes,
living with these changes.
Oh, but... I can help you save Padme
now that I've woken up the Sith Lord in thee.

(Anakin)
Get up, come on get down with the Sith-ness!
Get up, come on get down with the Sith-ness!
Get up, come on get down with the Sith-ness!
Mix your Force with hate and let it flow into me.
Get up, come on get down with the Sith-ness!
You motha get up, come on get down with the Sith-ness!
You Gungan get up, come on get down with the Sith-ness!
Put on masks so everyone can hear us all breathe

And when I dream,
And when I dream,
And when I dream,
AND WHEN I DREAM!

*weird, acid-trip styled montage of all the bad stuff that happened to Anakin during the prequels plays*

No you guys don't do it again, don't do it again,
Don't hurt my mommy
Don't hurt my mommy, Don't do it. I'm sensing a disturbance,
OW, why does it hurt to feel these things when I dream?
Don't do it you're hurting me O-HOW.
Why are Sand People so sadistic.
Why don't they why don't they buzz off and die!
Why'd Dooku cut off my arm?!
Why I gotta make Younglings die!
Hey what do you mean by sayin' you're pregnant?
FORGET THIS!!!
I don't need Obi-Wan!
You stupid, sadistic, abusive, nerfherder.
Would you like to see Qui-Gon, Obi-Wan?
Here it comes get ready to DIE!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

OOH-WAH-AH-AH-AH

Get up, come on get down with the Sith-ness!
Get up, come on get down with the Sith-ness!
Get up, come on get down with the Sith-ness!
Mix your Force with hate and let it flow into me.
Get up, come on get down with the Sith-ness!
You motha get up, come on get down with the Sith-ness!
You Gungan get up, come on get down with the Sith-ness!

*Palpatine Force-smashes a guitar into an amp, R2-D2 bangs his head as best as he can, C-3PO does that "rock on" finger thing*
Put on masks so everyone can hear us all breathe!