(stout stout)
Bring the Guinness on out
This is the drink that we dream about
(come on)
Gotta drink at least two
(so come on)
{repeat}

I want no wine...
Or saki from a bowl
In a black and tan...
Flavor really really, it just flows
(it just flows)
Those frothy pints...
That leave, foam, on your nose
raise them high...
Then we'll all just jump for joy
(jump jump jump jump jump)

You ordered a (stout) oh boy (stout)

No it's not light...
It's really deep-n-dark as hell
Not cold as ice (not with no ice ice baby)
Its' not no pale old ale
I hope that we drink, 'bout twelve!

(stout stout)
Bring the Guinness on out
This is the drink that we dream about
(come on)
Gotta drink at least two
(so come on)

A little bitter stout
Huh
I feel as though you're never gonna pour it all out
Was there ever doubt?
Hu
Just let it flow
You're never gonna pour it all out
There's no better stout
Huh
I feel as though you're never gonna pour it

And when they're closing down the bar...
If more I could find...
I'd really even try to drink it hot
(drink drink drink drink drink)

(stout stout)
Bring the Guinness on out
This is the drink that we dream about
(come on)
Gotta drink at least two
(so come on)

I'd really love my (stout) even hot (stout)

I'd really love my
(stout stout)

Come on gimmie stout stout gimmie
Come on gimmie stout stout
Come on gimmie stout stout gimmie
Come on let me have some stout!