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Song Parodies -> "Loose Some Weight"
Original Song Title:
"Say My Name"
Original Performer:
Destiny's Child
Parody Song Title:
"Loose Some Weight"
Parody Written by:
Del del
The Lyrics
I submitted this before but It never made it on the site.I think it was to dirty and had all capitol letters.I hope they put it on the site now that I fixed it up.If they do I just want to say this is not about all fat girls only the mean ones with stank attitudes.ThanX
LOOSE SOME WEIGHT (SAY MY NAME)
CHORUS:
Loose some weight
Loose some weight
When you know you cant stop
Sucking on a porkchop
YOU NEED TO LOOSE SOME WEIGHT
Loose some weight
Loose some weight
I think you going crazy
drinking all the gravy
GIRL CALL JENNY CRAIG
Loose some weight
Loose some weight
When you know you cant stop
Sucking on a porkchop
YOU NEED TO LOOSE SOME WEIGHT
Loose some weight
Loose some weight
I think you going crazy
drinking all the gravy
GIRL CALL JENNY CRAIG
VERSE:1
Girl don't wear no two peice
they get lost In ya cracks
And everytime you laugh
I hear your neck and stomach clap
B@#$% don't wear no tube tops
you looka like an army tank
and the back of your neck
look like a pack of ball park franks
If you ever see
A fat girl depressed
Take her to Kfc
And buy shamu a chicken breast
Some fat girls cough and weeze
And they breath like a beast
Cause their blood pressures high
from drinking chicken grease
BRIDGE:
I know you say you really wanna turkey wing
Girl thats why you gotta double chin
Remember what happened last thanksgiving
You closelined grandma over collagreens
You looking like a butter ball
All greasy filled with colesterol
Your neck is to fat,you could barley talk
So just give jenny craig a call
CHORUS:
VERSE 2:
most hoes want money
Fat hoes just want food
they sell their Flabby goods
For free ribbs at bbq's
If they want chinese food
Kim fung toy would sing
(chinese man)
if you gimme love
you could get fwy chicken wing
Skinny's hoes don't have breast
cause they be on that crack
Fat hoes got extra breast
around the sides and the back
So if you felling bad
About the things that I say
Put down the chicken leg
And go call jenny craig
BRIDGE:I know you say you really wanna turkey wing
Girl thats why you gotta double chin
Remember what happened last thanksgiving
You closelined grandma over collagreens
You looking like a butter ball
All greasy filled with colesterol
Your neck is to fat,you could barley talk
So just give jenny craig a call
CHORUS:
MIDDLE:
(all in capitol letters cause I shouting)
LOOSE SOME WEIGHT LOOSE SOME WEIGHT LOOSE SOME WEIGHT
JUST LOOSE SOME WEIGHT GO LOOSE SOME WEIGHT PLEASE LOOSE SOME WEIGHT LOOSE SOME WEIGHT LOOSE SOME WEIGHT JUST LOOSE SOME WEIGHT GO LOOSE SOME WEIGHT!
BRIDGE:I know you say you really wanna turkey wing
Girl thats why you gotta double chin
Remember what happened last thanksgiving
You closelined grandma over collagreens
You looking like a butter ball
All greasy filled with colesterol
Your neck is to fat,you could barley talk
So just give jenny craig a call
CHORUS:
CHORUS:
Loose some weight
Loose some weight
When you know you cant stop
Sucking on a porkchop
YOU NEED TO LOOSE SOME WEIGHT
Loose some weight
Loose some weight
I think you going crazy
drinking all the gravy
GIRL CALL JENNY CRAIG
Loose some weight
Loose some weight
When you know you cant stop
Sucking on a porkchop
YOU NEED TO LOOSE SOME WEIGHT
Loose some weight
Loose some weight
I think you going crazy
drinking all the gravy
GIRL CALL JENNY CRAIG
VERSE:1
Girl don't wear no two peice
they get lost In ya cracks
And everytime you laugh
I hear your neck and stomach clap
B@#$% don't wear no tube tops
you looka like an army tank
and the back of your neck
look like a pack of ball park franks
If you ever see
A fat girl depressed
Take her to Kfc
And buy shamu a chicken breast
Some fat girls cough and weeze
And they breath like a beast
Cause their blood pressures high
from drinking chicken grease
BRIDGE:
I know you say you really wanna turkey wing
Girl thats why you gotta double chin
Remember what happened last thanksgiving
You closelined grandma over collagreens
You looking like a butter ball
All greasy filled with colesterol
Your neck is to fat,you could barley talk
So just give jenny craig a call
CHORUS:
VERSE 2:
most hoes want money
Fat hoes just want food
they sell their Flabby goods
For free ribbs at bbq's
If they want chinese food
Kim fung toy would sing
(chinese man)
if you gimme love
you could get fwy chicken wing
Skinny's hoes don't have breast
cause they be on that crack
Fat hoes got extra breast
around the sides and the back
So if you felling bad
About the things that I say
Put down the chicken leg
And go call jenny craig
BRIDGE:I know you say you really wanna turkey wing
Girl thats why you gotta double chin
Remember what happened last thanksgiving
You closelined grandma over collagreens
You looking like a butter ball
All greasy filled with colesterol
Your neck is to fat,you could barley talk
So just give jenny craig a call
CHORUS:
MIDDLE:
(all in capitol letters cause I shouting)
LOOSE SOME WEIGHT LOOSE SOME WEIGHT LOOSE SOME WEIGHT
JUST LOOSE SOME WEIGHT GO LOOSE SOME WEIGHT PLEASE LOOSE SOME WEIGHT LOOSE SOME WEIGHT LOOSE SOME WEIGHT JUST LOOSE SOME WEIGHT GO LOOSE SOME WEIGHT!
BRIDGE:I know you say you really wanna turkey wing
Girl thats why you gotta double chin
Remember what happened last thanksgiving
You closelined grandma over collagreens
You looking like a butter ball
All greasy filled with colesterol
Your neck is to fat,you could barley talk
So just give jenny craig a call
CHORUS:
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Slurs against both fat women AND Chinese people... never thought I'd see the day...
Terrible....just terrible!
yaaah that rules
My god it is not all that serious! This parody is good even though it is messed up on making fun of fat people. But that's why it's funny cause it's all that messed up!
I just listened to the song and read the parody and I could not help laughing! Oh my god! It's so funny I'm still laughing! It's always funnier when you read a pardoy and hear the song! Just one thing though, the next time add the chorus again cause it's hard to go up to see the chorus while hearing the song.
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