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Song Parodies -> "Songs (Bubble Gum)"
Original Song Title:
"Bills"
Original Performer:
Destiny's Child
Parody Song Title:
"Songs (Bubble Gum)"
Parody Written by:
Syncronos
The Lyrics
This goes out to all the people who know how music USED to sound- not this mass produced manufactured 'Who Wants To Be The Next Idol' crap on the airwaves today!
At first it started out real cool
People were singing and the voices were like gold
There were real people playing instruments behind the scenes
You could see them on the TV screen
Anybody know what I mean?
But now this music is a scam (Scam)
Music today is fake like cans of SPAM
All day, all I'm hearing is
'The brand new face to the music biz'
This is what we sell to your kids
Do they even know what music is?
(Bridge)
These songs today
Pointless words and vocalizing
But its OK
The industry ain't downsizing
They're rising
Because the next boy band has hit it big
Let's see if
In two more years N'Sync can land a gig
(Chorus)
All they sing is songs
Silly boy band songs
Stupid lyric songs
Where did we go wrong?
Don't know what they heard- *These*
Songs are for the birds
Well we could start with Mandy Moore
Then there's Cristina and of course there's Britney Spears
This is the image that our kids will try to be
Why can't everyone just see?
Is this who'll run this country?
Go home and put some *clothes* on
Your 15 minutes are officially gone
You think you are all that because your sales are doing well
You are the flavor for a spell
But do the 'Spice Girls' ring a bell?
(Bridge)
These songs today
Pointless words and vocalizing
But its OK
The industry ain't downsizing
They're rising
Because the next boy band has hit it big
Let's see if
In two more years N'Sync can land a gig
(Chorus)
All they sing is songs
Silly boy band songs
Stupid lyric songs
Where did we go wrong?
Don't know what they heard- *These*
Songs are for the birds
These songs today
Pointless words and vocalizing
But its OK
The industry ain't downsizing
These songs today
Pointless words and vocalizing
But its OK
The industry ain't downsizing
These songs today
Pointless words and vocalizing
But its OK
The industry ain't downsizing
These songs today
Pointless words and vocalizing
But its OK
The industry ain't downsizing
(Chorus)
All they sing is songs
Silly boy band songs
Stupid lyric songs
Where did we go wrong?
Don't know what they heard- *These*
Songs are for the birds
(repeat 3 times)
People were singing and the voices were like gold
There were real people playing instruments behind the scenes
You could see them on the TV screen
Anybody know what I mean?
But now this music is a scam (Scam)
Music today is fake like cans of SPAM
All day, all I'm hearing is
'The brand new face to the music biz'
This is what we sell to your kids
Do they even know what music is?
(Bridge)
These songs today
Pointless words and vocalizing
But its OK
The industry ain't downsizing
They're rising
Because the next boy band has hit it big
Let's see if
In two more years N'Sync can land a gig
(Chorus)
All they sing is songs
Silly boy band songs
Stupid lyric songs
Where did we go wrong?
Don't know what they heard- *These*
Songs are for the birds
Well we could start with Mandy Moore
Then there's Cristina and of course there's Britney Spears
This is the image that our kids will try to be
Why can't everyone just see?
Is this who'll run this country?
Go home and put some *clothes* on
Your 15 minutes are officially gone
You think you are all that because your sales are doing well
You are the flavor for a spell
But do the 'Spice Girls' ring a bell?
(Bridge)
These songs today
Pointless words and vocalizing
But its OK
The industry ain't downsizing
They're rising
Because the next boy band has hit it big
Let's see if
In two more years N'Sync can land a gig
(Chorus)
All they sing is songs
Silly boy band songs
Stupid lyric songs
Where did we go wrong?
Don't know what they heard- *These*
Songs are for the birds
These songs today
Pointless words and vocalizing
But its OK
The industry ain't downsizing
These songs today
Pointless words and vocalizing
But its OK
The industry ain't downsizing
These songs today
Pointless words and vocalizing
But its OK
The industry ain't downsizing
These songs today
Pointless words and vocalizing
But its OK
The industry ain't downsizing
(Chorus)
All they sing is songs
Silly boy band songs
Stupid lyric songs
Where did we go wrong?
Don't know what they heard- *These*
Songs are for the birds
(repeat 3 times)
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