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Song Parodies -> "Huntin Women"

Original Song Title:

"Independent Women Part 1"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Destiny's Child

Parody Song Title:

"Huntin Women"

Parody Written by:

TiggerBouncer1

The Lyrics

Group: Wilderness ChildSong: Huntin WomenAlbum: Born HunterGroup Members: Betty Anne,Kelly May, and Mary-Margaret
Question: Tell me what you think about meat
I kill my own dinner and I sit down to eat.
Sometimes I ring the neck-y of a bunny
When it's all over,I will pick my teeth.
Question: Tell me how you feel about fish
try a fad diet,but I just get pi$$ed
Own my own gun,oh and I eat my own kills
Always eating fish and chips

The shoes on my feet
real leather
The clothes I'm wearing
all rabbit
Everything on my skin
'Cause I depend on me
If I want the dog in that pen
I'll kill it
The squirrel that's boilin'
I'll get a skillet
The cat at your feet
I'll skin in
I depend on me
(I depend on me)

All the women who out there huntin'
Fire them shotguns for me
All the honeys who huntin' bunnies
Fire them shotguns for me
All the mamas who shootin' brahmas
Fire them shotguns for me
All the ladies who truly skilly
Fire them shotguns for me

Girl I didn't know you'd skin a squirrel like that
Girlies, how your shotguns go off that fast?
Girl I didn't know you'd skin a squirrel like that
Girlies, how your shotguns go off that fast?

Tell me you feel about rat
What would I want if I would wanna eat that
I work hard and sacrifice to do what I done
Ladies, it ain't easy bein' able to hunt
Question: How'd you like this racoon that I brought
I'll do it again if you think its all I got
If you're gonna hunt, make sure you got a gun
Depend on no one else to keep you havin fun

The shoes on my feet
real leather
The clothes I'm wearing
all rabbit
Everything on my skin
'Cause I depend on me
If I want the dog in that pen
I'll kill it
The squirrel that's boilin'
I'll get a skillet
The cat at your feet
I'll skin in
I depend on me
(I depend on me)

All the women who out there huntin'
Fire them shotguns for me
All the honeys who huntin' bunnies
Fire them shotguns for me
All the mamas who shootin' brahmas
Fire them shotguns for me
All the ladies who truly skilly
Fire them shotguns for me

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