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Song Parodies -> "Everything You're Not"

Original Song Title:

"Everything You're Not"

Original Performer:

Demi Lovato

Parody Song Title:

"Everything You're Not"

Parody Written by:

Stella Constellation

The Lyrics

All Demi is, is no good. This is about how I felt when I saw who she really is.
Everything You're Not

I've been bruised by Miley Cyrus
Can't believe that you could bring back all that pain
I've been used and I was choking on the promise
That you weren’t just her again

I used to sing to your twisted symphony
The words that had me fooled by all your trickery
But now I know the secrets that you couldn't keep

'Cause all I want is everything you're not
So go ahead and slam the door 'cause you can't shut me out
No, I don't, don't care what you say
'Cause all I really, all I really want is everything you're not

Never gonna break my heart again
Never gonna see your face again
Never wanna feel this way again

Your deepness was my weakness
But it turns that you never were that deep, deep
A meaningless illusion
I’ll forget all you ever meant to me, me, me, me

Now I am done with your twisted symphony
The words you sang just sound like stolen poetry
I tore the pages and I can finally breathe

'Cause all I want is everything you're not
So go ahead and slam the door 'cause you can't shut me out
No, I don't, don't care what you say
'Cause all I really, all I really want is everything you're not

Never gonna break my heart again
Never gonna see your face again

I want a role model who gives to charity
I need someone who’s polite, with some modesty
I will not spell it out for you if you can't see
'Cause you're not worthy, you don't deserve me and now I'm gone

Everything you're not, not, not
Everything you're not, not, not
One, two, three

'Cause all I want is everything you're not
So go ahead and slam the door 'cause you can't shut me out
No, I don't, don't care what you say
All I really, all I really want is everything you're not

Never gonna break my heart again
Never gonna see your face again
Never wanna feel this way again

Never gonna break my heart again
Never gonna see your face again
Never wanna feel this way again

Never gonna break my heart again
Never gonna see your face again
Never wanna feel this way again

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