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Song Parodies -> "Wrong Wrong Car to Tow"

Original Song Title:

"Long Long Way to Go"

Original Performer:

Def Leppard

Parody Song Title:

"Wrong Wrong Car to Tow"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Dedicated to Thom, who will never again be able to listen to this song and hear the right words! ;-D
I left the Starbucks and I walked outside
Now I may never see my Rolls again
So tell me how they made this asinine mistake
Where's my car? - where'd it go?
Now any tow driver who's not a twit
Should know a Rolls should never get tickets
I double-parked only one minute
And on my lease - one year left to pay

Now vainly do I look around
My car's nowhere to be found I know
They got the wrong wrong car to tow
I question the passer-bys
No clue...
Oh they got the wrong wrong car to tow
And no one can verify
Where it was taken to
Kal - a - ma - zoo?

Grabbed taxicab and started on the chase
Went to the police but it wasn't there
I was too proud - I should have driven me a Pace-
-er I swear - then I would not care
And tho' I'm searching all thru town
I can't seem to track it down I know
They took the wrong wrong car to tow
My Rolls it has gone bye bye
Can't be true
Oh! They took the wrong wrong car to tow
For all that I know the guy
Has towed it to Peru

They hauled it to some Impound Chain
And now I'm waiting for a train
I only hope I make scrap yard in time
Oh! Ah! I'm having such an awful dream
Imagining that crusher thing
They'll scrunch it down
Oh! Into a cube
They took the wrong wrong car to tow
They'll turn it into a new

Oh they took the wrong wrong car to tow
Commited an autocide (terrible autocide)
This nightmare can't be true (this nightmare can't be true)

(Repeat and fade)

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Billy Florio - July 06, 2003 - Report this comment
That was really funny lol
mandamoo - July 07, 2003 - Report this comment
True to form......excellent !
Poison Girl - July 11, 2003 - Report this comment
OMG! That is great! Has TV9 seen this? haha
AMIRIGHT AWARDS NOMINEE - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Best Car Parody

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