Song Parodies -> Leotard
| Original Song Title: | "Bad Day" |
| Original Performer: | Daniel Powter |
| Parody Song Title: | "Leotard" |
| Parody Written by: | Jason |
Into the ring when you wait for your fight
You stamp on the mat and you leotard is tight
Tell me your blood pressures rising so high
Tell me you're screaming a war cry
And you don't need provocation
You're stand and confront and you wait for the bell
You're looking so mean and your muscles now swell
Now you attack with a hard punch
He's kickin' your butt with a loud crunch
And you don't need provocation
Cause you wear a leotard
You think you're so hard
You smash your opponent to bits on the ground
You say you are tough
You stand and confront
You punch and you kick and you go for the throat
You wear a leotard
You've knocked him flat out
And how does it feel when you scream and shout
You wear a leotard
You wear a leotard
Well the first round has been bloody
The fight has been tough and you're cruddy
And you don't need provocation
You wear a leotard
You think you're so hard
You smash your opponent to bits on the ground
You say you are tough
You stand and confront
You punch and you kick and you go for the throat
You wear a leotard
You knocked him flat out
And how does it feel when you scream and shout
You wear a leotard
Sometimes the leotard rips at the seams, and your body reveals bare all!
You'll never make it back and you know that you could be well all that small!
And i'm not weak (yeah!!)
So where is the leotard when you need it the most
(oh when you're down)
You set it alight and the leotard is dust
You wear a leotard
You think you're so hard
You smash your opponent to bits on the ground
You say you are tough
You stand and confront
You punch and you kick and you go for the throat
You wear a leotard
You knocked him flat out
And how does it feel when you scream and shout
You wear a leotard
You wear a leotard
(ahh yeah!!)
(repeat to fade)
You wear a leotard
You wear a leotard
You wear a leotard
You stamp on the mat and you leotard is tight
Tell me your blood pressures rising so high
Tell me you're screaming a war cry
And you don't need provocation
You're stand and confront and you wait for the bell
You're looking so mean and your muscles now swell
Now you attack with a hard punch
He's kickin' your butt with a loud crunch
And you don't need provocation
Cause you wear a leotard
You think you're so hard
You smash your opponent to bits on the ground
You say you are tough
You stand and confront
You punch and you kick and you go for the throat
You wear a leotard
You've knocked him flat out
And how does it feel when you scream and shout
You wear a leotard
You wear a leotard
Well the first round has been bloody
The fight has been tough and you're cruddy
And you don't need provocation
You wear a leotard
You think you're so hard
You smash your opponent to bits on the ground
You say you are tough
You stand and confront
You punch and you kick and you go for the throat
You wear a leotard
You knocked him flat out
And how does it feel when you scream and shout
You wear a leotard
Sometimes the leotard rips at the seams, and your body reveals bare all!
You'll never make it back and you know that you could be well all that small!
And i'm not weak (yeah!!)
So where is the leotard when you need it the most
(oh when you're down)
You set it alight and the leotard is dust
You wear a leotard
You think you're so hard
You smash your opponent to bits on the ground
You say you are tough
You stand and confront
You punch and you kick and you go for the throat
You wear a leotard
You knocked him flat out
And how does it feel when you scream and shout
You wear a leotard
You wear a leotard
(ahh yeah!!)
(repeat to fade)
You wear a leotard
You wear a leotard
You wear a leotard
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What? no comments?
I don't know why I wrote this. I even hate reading it now.
Looks like you had a bad day ;)...it's an OK parody.
Thanks Agrimorfee! I suppose all artists do this! They write a song that they hate later!
Yes its me again on this. I think this may come across better if Tokusou Sentai Blessranger wrote it, but its definetly below my standards.............................
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