[Intro]
I don't know dude
I think everybody's all jealous and stuff
Cause I'm like the leader of my Klan
And I think everybody's got a problem with me dude
And they need to take it up with me after we ride out tonight
Because.

[Chorus]
These guys don't even know the name of my Klan
But they're all runnin when they see guns in our hands
Cause once I shot they know I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead killer of my Klan

[Verse -leader of the Klan Dan]
So I get off my horse right and drop the knife
Walk up to these guys and I'm all like
"Sup fellers? My name's Dan
I'm the leader of the Klu Klux Klan
They're all like "Oh my god it's him!"
"Mike oh my god his jeans are so slim!!!"
"I swear dude you leave us alone!"
"Please don't come and burn down our homes!"
And by now, the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I tell them to drop their sheets so they can see us
All the black chicks start yelling, not wanting to fight
Throw their bras and panties at us so we don't kill them tonight
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda like white supremacy
Cause they're back on horses the next night with me
Dude I just think you're trying to steal the light from me
Yesterday Steve tried to pull a knife on me
Cause I told him his sister was my wife to be
This KKK thing, it's the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me be

[Chorus]

[Bridge - Dan] (3x)
My Klan! My Klan! My Klan!

[Verse - Billy]
You just wanna see people dead don't you
Hey Dan how come we don't get to kill too?
Smash there heads and lay on the their couch
But we outside and he chillin in the house
All white people don't look alike, so you bets believe
And no I'm Billy (oh I thought you were Steve)
What the hell is wrong with our dressing room?!
We put on our sheets in a closet with mops and brooms
See I know how to beat them up, see it's simple but
All I did was read a Rodney King book
So I'm more intact, tryna get on the map
Tell them to do jumpin jacks while I whip them on their back

[Verse - Steve & (Peter)]
Look at Dan little punk tail acting like he rich
(Yeah I know over there chillin with the black chicks)
Hey I thought those girls came for me and you
(Dan: No I talk to them, not you two)
You gon be late for the fire check
(Man I ain't going to the fire check)
And our lighters are screwed up (and his crosses always burn best!)
(You know what man, I'm a say something)
(Hey yo Dan!) (Dan: You got somethin to say?!)
(Man nothing) I thought you bout to tell him you aint rollin tonight?
(Man I'm a tell him when I feel like it, when the time is right)
(And you ain't even back me up when we supposed to be a tight)
Man I was bout to talk right after you, sike

[Chorus]

[Verse - Johnny]
They say the lead killers' sweet, but the others don't even deserve to eat
Say Dan is nice, he gets lobster and we get rice
I'm gon let them dudes know what Johnny about
I should tie him up with them when we ride out
(Dan: Hey yo.. )
Ready to snap on this guy that ran
Every time I hear (Hey dude I love your Klan!)
We ain't a Klan guy, we don't kill together
Dan murder when it's sunny and we go in bad weather?
And these guys acting funny at every person home
(Dan: Johnny carry my gun) man carry your own
Can't make it to the house, nor can Steve or Peter
(Who are you? Where's Dan, the leader?!)

[Verse - Henry]
Damn it, I'm sick of this Klan group
I'd rather have my own cooking show, making soup
I told you I loaded all the guns and made the sheets
Till Peter- told Dan I talk to his niece
"Malcolm X" movie I was in the back
'Jesus walks' video I was in the back
For the black dudes, I got a question for yall
Forget Dan! We want you to teach us to ball
And for the black ladies, how snapping yo fingers get started? (What about Dan?)
Girl are you retarded?!
Anyway, I'm the dangerous guy in the Klan
9 in my left, 45 in my other hand
Dan told me to do wash his horse and I didn't ask why
I went outside and seen a million flies
Forget Dan! I'm outta this Klan, and you're see
I'm gonna start a group with the NAACP