I dunno why these villains even try,
I catch them every single time,
I mean, why don't they just harass a different town without a superhero?
And, am I really a superhero? I don't really have any powers at all!
Because,

When it comes to powers I am rather bland,
I'm just a rich guy with cool stuff and,
Enough money to pay off the demands,
But I fight 'em anyways just because I'm Batman,

So I'm on the street, right?
Middle the night,
See these guys breakin' into a bank and I'm all like,
Sup, guys, you gonna pay fo' that?
They start to run through the night,
They're all like "Oh my gosh, he's fast!
"We'd better be quick or he'll whoop our...what?
"Hey, yo, where'd he go? It'll be funny if we act like we don't know,"
Make my hand into a fist but don't use it,
Until they start playing that corny fight music,
Punch the dudes one right in the face,
Then these exclamated word bubbles pop up all over the place,
Seems like every single night I gotta with me,
Then I get these thematic villain loonies,
Joker, Cat Woman, Two Face, and Ivy,
I don't know whether to be entertained or to fight with 'chee,
All these clowns trying to pull knives on me,
It's like crime fighting's a sick, sick comedy,
Every night it's life or death for me,
But I dress like a bat and run around the city because,

When it comes to powers I am rather bland,
I'm just a rich guy with cool stuff and,
Enough money to pay off the demands,
But I fight 'em anyways just because I'm Batman,

Batman, Batman, Batman, Batman, Batman, Batman, Batman, Batman, Batman,
Baby,

I just wanna see my logo in the clouds,
Or my name by civilians being called out loud,
So I can smash these dopes,
It's an identical performance,
Robin's tellin' corny jokes at the watcher's expense,
Buy my comics at your local Fred Meyer,
"Wait a second, dogg, I thought you were retired.
"Aren't you getting old for tight pants and little boys?"
Not when he can get me out of the villain's ploys,
Yellow and red? I'm surprised he's not dead,
Not exactly camouflage like I once said,
He's my costar, you should see my car,
I keep it underground in my Bat Cave, yar,
All tricked out but maybe a bit long,
Finding parking takes twice as long as this song,
"Hey yo, Holy cereal boxes at a zoo,
"Batman, he's got a huge machine, too"
Probably cost as much as he's getting from this hit,
Gotham City, common sense thrown down the pit,
The Joker, this dogg's more white,
And crazy than Michael Jackson in the middle of the night,
And The Penguin, look at that guy, what's up?
Umbrella bombs and guns? That's screw'd up!
Has this city got nothing better to offer?
A regular criminal, come on, just cough 'er because,

When it comes to powers I am rather bland,
I'm just a rich guy with cool stuff and,
Enough money to pay off the demands,
But I fight 'em anyways just because I'm Batman,

They say the heroes rock and the villains drop,
Although predictable my comic's not a flop,
My series goes on like it'll never stop,
Now you can even read them on your new laptop,
Always ready to snap on a regular man,
Who might have info on the criminals' plan,
Me whoop more butt and sell mo',
Than a Shady Records Eminem video,
Predictable, addictable, sick and all, collectors' ball,
95 bucks! Yeah, carry on, kid,
Make it to the base, nothing in my way,
Hey yo, another trap!

Man, I'm sick of these dudes,
Haven't I already locked them up in the county blues?
And the next day they're in the headline news,
Always escape by the skin of their tooth,
Caught them once, they in white and black,
Back to the 'Cave, they were in the back,
County jail, I've got some suggestions,
Keep 'em there, don't let 'em go, no questions,
Half the jail guards must be retarded,
Just going for a walk? These villains darted!
Anyways, I'm the richest guy in the town,
Get lost in my mansion when I walk around,
Check out my butler, Alfred Pennyworth,
Accent more painful than a double birth,
Knows my identity as well as the entire band,
Of Robins through the years that have ran,

Protecting Gotham all round nighttime,
Sleeping? Too busy stopping petty crimes,
Up the building I have to climb,
Just to make a dime,

When it comes to powers I am rather bland,
I'm just a rich guy with cool stuff and,
Enough money to pay off the demands,
But I fight 'em anyways just because I'm Batman,

Batman, Batman, Batman, Batman, Batman, Batman, Batman, Batman, Batman,

Ohh!
No powers at all just super gadgets,
Crime fighting has never been so thick,
I got radars to stick to you, stick to you like a poisonous tick,
Belt with bells and ticks,
My gadgets,
My gadgets,
My gadgets, gadgets, gadgets, gadgets
Rocket launcher inside my car,
Jetpack (my wings can't make it too far),
My mansion's got a full scale bar,
And a butler annoying as hell so far,
My gadgets.