SPOKEN:
Get ready.
Xander999 is hitting the parody scene...
With SPOOF MUSIC!


This type of music.
Use it and laugh at this spoof,
Whenever you read a spoof,
And you laugh like a goof.
Just a spoof,
For these to lose their best tooth,
Just laugh whenever they asked to read spoof.
The type of spoof,
That you don't have to ask for offense-proof,
You just know
That's a safe spoof,
The type of spoof that cause mass hysteria,
Which I suppose is better then getting Malaria.


I enter the site with intention to laugh the house,
With a new rollerball mouse,
And a new married spouse,
Writing parodies as soon as I seen hows,
Everyone else do it to make fun of their own mom.
"Xander??" Wha?
"Your not all there?" Na(!)
Stuck to my keyboard typing,
"Xander's number 1!"
A teen that love the trill,
Parodying the spill,
Dedicated the kill,
They see me and will,
It's said well,
And I'm passed my limit of fun,
I think I'll boost this up by chewing some gum.
Think of a song get a notion,
Top emotion,
Magical potion,
Make it full of devotion,
THIS IS SPOOF MUSIC!

You know why my hands are so mashed? (why?)
Spent three hours writing a spoof,
Then PC crashed (NO!!!)
Smacked the thing for being crap,
So what if it's in a test lab,
The thing said it couldn't save notepad!
I rarely hate you,
I take your cover off and fix you,
While my dad advises me to,
Booted the PC again,
When the Hard Drive suddenly wiped again,
Isn't it a pain,
Tired of writing spoofs again,
I take it back Tiny,
You see it it in vain,
Millenium bug,
Put it in your plug,
Now go over to the PC and blow off the PC's drives,
Helpline gave me hives.


This type of music.
Use it and laugh at this spoof,
Whenever you read a spoof,
And you laugh like a goof.
Just a spoof,
For these to lose their best tooth,
Just laugh whenever they asked to read spoof.
The type of spoof,
That you don't have to ask for offense-proof,
You just know
That's a safe spoof,
The type of spoof that cause mass hysteria,
Which I suppose is better then getting Malaria.


It's me, I then got on,
With a new PC on,
I'm new on,
I'll show you how it's done,
One of these days I'll parody with you, Yeah,
A fourway spoof,
One way,
Spoofing all May,
Just get out of my way,
Have you going to this flippin site every day,
I love the songs, Give everyone applause,
I love it it's all good,
The spoof is up in us all,
It's SPOOF MUSIC.

I'm a teen that love humour,
And won't hesitate to spoof you again with some others,
I'm like that,
Catch a teen like spoof raps!
Show him off back right in front of public!
I spoof your show,
I spoof them on the go,
You spoiling my flow?
You get humilated by moi!
I parodied my life cause I wanted,
Cause it's crap and up the bore factor,
So I made it get better.
It's spoof music!

These teenz I'm reperesenting 'em,
See all these teenz when I step in the school?
I'm driving 'em.
And any teen looking too hard,
I Parodying him,
Spoofing-and funning him,
And making fun-in him go platium,
Hold up a nudie pic and show at him and throw it at him
Make fun and mock his family and then spit at him.
Spoof when I feel like it,
Laugh when I feel like it
Flip spoof music man,
This is side-spliting music!

If I could capture the fun,
Of todays youth I'd lose it.
Crush the small jar with my foot and misplace it,
Cause there's hardly any fun left of you bullys,
And wannabes who think the same thing but don't say it,
You Trendyz, Keanoz, you Greeboz read me,
Cuz you figured you've got West Midland teen speak sorted,
You non-Midland livers wanna judge me cuz of I be.
You'll never stop me,
Unless PC stops and I cry me.
I'm here to start the next generation of parodies,
As the next best spoofer is here to make his mark, see,
So better praise me, Or I'll drive you crazy,
Now it's time to get amiright to embrace me!
And you must be crazy to think that I am wrong,
I'll make fun of those hypocritic I pick on,
But this spoof is for anyone that does spoof songs,
A fun spoof to laugh very hard to and it's called...


This type of music.
Use it and laugh at this spoof,
Whenever you read a spoof,
And you laugh like a goof.
Just a spoof,
For these to lose their best tooth,
Just laugh whenever they asked to read spoof.
The type of spoof,
That you don't have to ask for offense-proof,
You just know
That's a safe spoof,
The type of spoof that cause mass hysteria,
Which I suppose is better then getting Malaria.

IT'S SPOOF MUSIC!