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Song Parodies -> "Slurp"

Original Song Title:

"Hurt"

Original Performer:

Christina Aguilera

Parody Song Title:

"Slurp"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

I sat down and got a drink
Tasted really great
Drank it down 'til it was gone
It had got late
But it seemed our waiter went away
Ooh, ooh

Got a twitch in both my arms
Need caffeine right away
My energy was gone
Want more for goodness sake
but I am sorry to you
To make you hear my friend
I slurped so loudly it's true
But I'm afraid no waiters cared

Oh, It was annoying to do to you
I sucked that straw 'til my face turned blue
'Cause I thought I missed a spot or two

My reason was sure bonafide
Since I had to sit
They charged us each two-ninety five
and just half filled it
Just need a refill I cried
But it came to this, ooh

Would the hell could take so long?
Was this their new master plan?
Drop the food down next to free?
But charge more for drinks than tans?

I wanted a refill dude
Our waiter gave no glance
He seemed a bit surprised
When I didn't tip his @$$

Oh, I'm sorry for slurping dude
It was all that I could really do
Was not for my health, oh

If I could I would complain
I would use their comment card to b**ch too
But now I'm afraid
Ooh, I've hurt our trust
Said I've lost my mind
Sorry I was unkind

I'm sorry for slurping dude
I wasn't trying to be so rude
The ice shouldn't melt
Before I'm through
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Matthias - January 12, 2010 - Report this comment
I wish that you still lived in Orlando because then we could go to Sonny's and get their pulled pork and try out the different barbecue sauces again! And they always brought out more drinks before they got too low!
Below Average Dave - January 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Thank you Matty!

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