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Song Parodies -> "Disney Slave"
Original Song Title:
"Candyman"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Christina Aguilera
Parody Song Title:
"Disney Slave"
Parody Written by:
Matthias
The Lyrics
A bit of information on what my college internship is like so far... (Okay it's not this bad, except that in 2 weeks of working I only made 40 bucks, but other than that it's a pretty good experiance. For me at least.)
(Mickey Mouse is crackin’ whips on our behind)
Disney Slave, Disney Slave
(Is free entry to parks worth all this stress and time?)
Poor, Bankrupt, Disney Slave
Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Heeeeeeeey!!!
I’m working Sunday morning to Saturday night
For less than seven bucks, no it don’t seem right
They ban tattoos, and colorful hair
That seems a bit ridiculous when you’re a Pooh Bear
And once you arrive you will work nonstop
You’re a poor, deprived, college program Disney Slave
A poor, deprived, college program Disney Slave
Oooh, Craaaaaaaaap!
I guess it’s kinda nice cause there’s ladies worldwide
They’ve got accents and they look real fine
But to pay rent out the whazzoo isn’t at all kind (Ain’t all kind)
Yeah, The dorms really bite cause they cram us inside
The sink’s dripping slime and we’ll need a mop
For us broke, rundown, college program Disney Slaves (Oh no!)
Us broke, rundown, college program Disney Slaves
(Scatting)
Spent cash!
Daaaaaaaaamn!
Oh no
Crack that whip!
Walt he makes me cringe, cause he made these jobs
For us drunk, stupid, college program Disney Slaves (No!)
Us drunk, stupid, college program Disney Slaves!
Oh no!
Three weeks in my roomie packed up his stuff
And now he’s taking off because his job’s too tough
Housekeeping must be insane (Whoa!)
Cleaning up used condoms, and those vomit stains
(Donald and Daisy both work me to the bone)
Disney Slave, Disney Slave
(But looks good on a resume so I’ll tough it and groan)
Disney Slave, Disney Slave
(Free Workforce: Disney Slave)
I make no cash, room is trashed, my uniform gave me a rash
(No Money: Disney Slave)
I make no bucks, really sucks, I’m dressed up as Donald Duck
(Too sweaty: Disney Slave)
I won’t get rich, it’s a bitch, and got this awful twitch
(Zilch Dollars)
Too much work for not much pay
Work water parks and you’ll get sprayed
Nope, I can’t survive with this underpaid job
I’m a poor, deprived, college program Disney Slave
(It sucks!) A poor, deprived, college program Disney Slave
(Blows!) A poor, deprived college program Disney Slave
(No!) A poor, deprived, college program Disney Slave!!!!
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!
Disney Slave, Disney Slave
Disney Slave, Disney Slave
Disney Slave, Disney Slave
Mr. Walt Disney will work me like a dog
(The magical pixie dust has turned into smog)
I work from early morning till late into the night
(Not to mention, that “It’s A Small World” bites!)
75 bucks for this dorm that smells!
(But the Little Mermaid’s hot as hell)
The beds would be more comfy inside a jail cell
(I guess you can tell that I’m under its spell)
Disney Slave, Disney Slave
(Is free entry to parks worth all this stress and time?)
Poor, Bankrupt, Disney Slave
Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Heeeeeeeey!!!
I’m working Sunday morning to Saturday night
For less than seven bucks, no it don’t seem right
They ban tattoos, and colorful hair
That seems a bit ridiculous when you’re a Pooh Bear
And once you arrive you will work nonstop
You’re a poor, deprived, college program Disney Slave
A poor, deprived, college program Disney Slave
Oooh, Craaaaaaaaap!
I guess it’s kinda nice cause there’s ladies worldwide
They’ve got accents and they look real fine
But to pay rent out the whazzoo isn’t at all kind (Ain’t all kind)
Yeah, The dorms really bite cause they cram us inside
The sink’s dripping slime and we’ll need a mop
For us broke, rundown, college program Disney Slaves (Oh no!)
Us broke, rundown, college program Disney Slaves
(Scatting)
Spent cash!
Daaaaaaaaamn!
Oh no
Crack that whip!
Walt he makes me cringe, cause he made these jobs
For us drunk, stupid, college program Disney Slaves (No!)
Us drunk, stupid, college program Disney Slaves!
Oh no!
Three weeks in my roomie packed up his stuff
And now he’s taking off because his job’s too tough
Housekeeping must be insane (Whoa!)
Cleaning up used condoms, and those vomit stains
(Donald and Daisy both work me to the bone)
Disney Slave, Disney Slave
(But looks good on a resume so I’ll tough it and groan)
Disney Slave, Disney Slave
(Free Workforce: Disney Slave)
I make no cash, room is trashed, my uniform gave me a rash
(No Money: Disney Slave)
I make no bucks, really sucks, I’m dressed up as Donald Duck
(Too sweaty: Disney Slave)
I won’t get rich, it’s a bitch, and got this awful twitch
(Zilch Dollars)
Too much work for not much pay
Work water parks and you’ll get sprayed
Nope, I can’t survive with this underpaid job
I’m a poor, deprived, college program Disney Slave
(It sucks!) A poor, deprived, college program Disney Slave
(Blows!) A poor, deprived college program Disney Slave
(No!) A poor, deprived, college program Disney Slave!!!!
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!
Disney Slave, Disney Slave
Disney Slave, Disney Slave
Disney Slave, Disney Slave
Mr. Walt Disney will work me like a dog
(The magical pixie dust has turned into smog)
I work from early morning till late into the night
(Not to mention, that “It’s A Small World” bites!)
75 bucks for this dorm that smells!
(But the Little Mermaid’s hot as hell)
The beds would be more comfy inside a jail cell
(I guess you can tell that I’m under its spell)
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Bet it feels good to get all that off your chest buddy, but dang it's gotta be depressing to read knowing most of it's true. . .555, and I can see in my head how Mikey Mouse would look like with a whip--so very well done.
Be careful about Disney. They've been known to fire people for rather unflattering blog entries.
But yes, the women who portray the Disney fems (Ariel, Cinderella, Belle, etc.) are frickin gorgeous.
But yes, the women who portray the Disney fems (Ariel, Cinderella, Belle, etc.) are frickin gorgeous.
So you're Mickey Matthias now? Or is it Matthias Mouse? And tell my you at least get Super Goofy peanuts for free?
Additional: Hmmm... there's a parody idea in that first comment, I'm tempted to give it a shot myself but one who really works at Disney has more than wooden pirate's leg up on doing it much better; supergoofywagesslavesatdisneyworksforpeanuts (I don't have to name the OS, do I?) :-)
Sounds like you're not enchanted with the job.
Could be worse - at least you're not Hans the Hare. Liked the "It's a Small World" reference.
I guess we were mining in the same shaft, today....fine work on this...and it must be an interesting job you have there..
Hey, there Ducky . . . want to get 'plucky' ??
Guess it's not the happiest place on earth. Cool beanz, Matty
all true. great parody. anyone who asks me how it is i'll point them to these lyrics.
(Artistry) I'm a slave too, to this parody! Awesome!
Lord McClueless, have you been oh so busy with your ~DisneyDiva~, Sir ?? . . . as in flaying with her tail ? ?
I did not remember reading this 3 Years ago, but I am glad I reacquainted myself with it. As was said above, good luck getting hired permanently there, but maybe you can make a tell-all film about it a la Michael Moore now...call it "Mickey & Me."
(Artistry) My uncle Paul was the only member of the Orlando city council to oppose Disney World moving in - he didn't want Orlando turning into a big tourist trap. Nice behind-the-scenes look at the mega tourist industry.
(Artistry) Nice rant! Bit tricky to pace, but maybe that's the rhythm of the OS. 555 for you!
See above. . .
Funny knowing your background at Disney a few summer's back. This would be worth a video...especially to see Mickey cracking the whip over you hapless workers.
~Orlando, FL~ was just voted as one of the 3 most Romantic cities in the USA, along with Arlington, VA & Knoxville, TN
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