Oh, overload
Partied too much
Just for this
Paid the price
Lots of vice
Now I feel I've been hypnotized

My girls won't talk (I cramped my hands)
Guess I got too dirrty (need new plans)
I need that coffee to get me up
I think my hair just fell off

Lost track of time, now I'm sleeping
Still dozing, two in the afternoon
Why do I see smashed glasses?
No doubt I should've known better

The phone bills are up
About to explode
Can't talk to my girls
Or my boys
They just wanna make noise!

Chorus:
I got too rowdy
And my hair is so unruly
Got hung over in a hurry
I got too dirrty
Should have been earlier I ended the party
Strange rash all over my body
Thought it was just a little naughty
I got too dirrty
It's about time for my revival

Please, wake me up
Don't set firecrackers off though
It's gonna take two miracles, maybe more
To get my butt off of this floor

Loose pajamas, not so sure
Still asleep on the living room floor
I need that coffee to get me up
I think my hair just fell off

Oh, why did I cause that commotion?
I'm still snoring, four in the afternoon
Never again will I keep it poppin'
Until I regret my rockin'

Lost all my ambition (so now what)
Feels like hell on earth
Can't talk to my girls
Or my boys
They just wanna make noise!

(Chorus)

Think I might need to be waited on
How many hours ago was dawn?
Now my fun seems to be to the minimum
Oh no, here we go
Been forever since the music dropped
Was my designated driver in the parking lot?
Don't even remember if somebody called the cops
Oh no, here we go

AAAAAARRRRRRGGHHHHH!

(Chorus 3x)

Spoken:
What was I thinking?