Song Parodies -> Contraception
| Original Song Title: | "Reflection" |
| Original Performer: | Christina Aguilera |
| Parody Song Title: | "Contraception" |
| Parody Written by: | Exxtregular/Chanell W |
Calling all Christina Aguilera fans, this is a must see
Contraception
By Exxtregular/Chanell W
Verse 1
Look at me
Do you think you see
A stupid chick?
That you’re gonna knock up
I don’t care
If you think you are, so hot
Not to me
You may say that you
Are wearing a wrap
But you cannot fool this girl
Hook 1
What is the thing I see?
Tryna get in my jeans
You need contraception or
You gets no insides
Verse 2
I am now
In a position
To dogg you out
Cause you tried to play me
Why should I
Let you hit it now
You so, so nasty
I’m not havin your baby
Hook 2
What is the thing I see?
Tryna get in my jeans
Where’s your contraception,
Boy I’m not no joke
I won’t pretend that I
Am just gon let you ride
You need contraception or
You gets no insides
Bridge
There’s a beast that must be tamed inside
Your sperm won’t get anywhere
Near my prize
Why must you go conceal
Who you are, what is real
We all know that you’re a hoe
That multiplies
Hook 3
I gonna act like I
Don’t know you, so goodbye
There’s no contraception so
You gets no insides
There’s no contraception so,
You gets no insides
No…..
By Exxtregular/Chanell W
Verse 1
Look at me
Do you think you see
A stupid chick?
That you’re gonna knock up
I don’t care
If you think you are, so hot
Not to me
You may say that you
Are wearing a wrap
But you cannot fool this girl
Hook 1
What is the thing I see?
Tryna get in my jeans
You need contraception or
You gets no insides
Verse 2
I am now
In a position
To dogg you out
Cause you tried to play me
Why should I
Let you hit it now
You so, so nasty
I’m not havin your baby
Hook 2
What is the thing I see?
Tryna get in my jeans
Where’s your contraception,
Boy I’m not no joke
I won’t pretend that I
Am just gon let you ride
You need contraception or
You gets no insides
Bridge
There’s a beast that must be tamed inside
Your sperm won’t get anywhere
Near my prize
Why must you go conceal
Who you are, what is real
We all know that you’re a hoe
That multiplies
Hook 3
I gonna act like I
Don’t know you, so goodbye
There’s no contraception so
You gets no insides
There’s no contraception so,
You gets no insides
No…..
I know it's a old song, but nothing else fit my theme...enjoy classic Christina
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