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Song Parodies -> "Crazy Man"
Original Song Title:
"Candyman"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Christina Aguilera
Parody Song Title:
"Crazy Man"
Parody Written by:
Sparx1
The Lyrics
This parody is loosely based on a minor piece of history of the setting of a webcomic I'm working on, which is about a futuristic world-wide police force. In the fictional Serena City, there's a street called Andriana Drive that has gone down in history as the "Murder Street" because of a grisly massacre that happened there. It's not mentioned very often, and never in detail, just a few times in some in-jokes. This parody basically outlines what the killer was like... You don't really need to know much about the comic to understand it! Enjoy! =P
[Lecter and Bates were pretty freakin' bad...]
Crazy Man! Crazy Man!
[But this guy here's a thousand times more mad!]
Stark, Raving, Crazy Man...
Aw-yeah-ee-yea-ah!
I met him at the psyche ward on a friday night,
For human flesh it seemed he had an appetite,
Injection marks up and down his arm,
If he ever escaped he sure would do some harm,
He's a one-stop shop, for machete chops,
He's the night-roamin' mouth-a-foamin' Crazy Man!
The night-roamin' mouth-a-foamin' Crazy Man!
Ooh-yay-ee-yay-ee-yea-aah!
They told me 'bout the incident on Andriana Drive,
Took his chainsaw, left no one alive!
He took the law enforcement for a big surprise! (A big surprise!)
The note he left said, "See you tomorrow at nine!"
Coo-koo as a clock, and he will not stop,
He's the mask-wearin', people-scarin' Crazy Man! (Ooh yeah!)
The mask-wearin', people-scarin' Crazy Man! (Crazy Man!)
Ba-shoo-be-doo-dwee-dop-bop-shoop-bop-ba-doo-da-dwee-dop-m-bow!
Ba-bow...
Hey-yea-ee-ay-eaah!
Yeea-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-AA-AAEAAAH!
Sha-doo-ba-dee-ba-doo-ba-dee-dop-bow!
Ooh Yeah-ee-aaah!!
Sha-doo-ba-dee-ba-doo-ba-dee-dop-bow! (Swee-dom-bow!)
He's the one-stop-chop, even killin' cops!
He's the man-slayin' people-preyin' Crazy Man!
The man-slayin' people-preyin' Crazy Man!
Woah-yeah-eee-yeah!
The people now are gettin' all frightened and scared,
When he revved his saw they all were outta there,
Guy's worse than Norman Baaaaaaates!
Lost is he who hesitates!
[Lecter and Bates were pretty freakin' bad...]
Crazy Man! Crazy Man!
[But this guy here's a thousand times more mad!]
Crazy Man! Crazy Man!
Stark, Raving, Crazy Man...
He's the one-stop, slice n' chop, making everybody stop...
Stark, Raving, Crazy Man...
No he won't stop, breakin' locks, makin' heads (*pop!*) pop!
Stark, Raving, Crazy Man...
He's the one stop, killin' all the cops, makin' jaws drop!
Stark, Raving...
He's got those...
Bats inside his braaaaaaain!
He's cri-mi-nal-ly insane!
He's the one-two-CHOP!
Breakin' through your- (*lock breaking sound*)
He's crazy talkin', night-stalkin' Crazy Man!
Say what?
The man-eatin' death-secreetin' Crazy Man!
Say!
The mask-wearin' people scarin' Crazy Man!
Whoo!
The strait-jacket bypassin' Crazy Man!
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Crazy Man!
Crazy Man!
Crazy Man!
Ooo-oooh...
Lecter and Bates were pretty freakin' bad...
[Lecter and Bates were pretty freakin' bad...]
But this guy here's a thousand times more mad!
[But this guy here's a thousand times more mad!]
Killed a thousand down on Andriana Drive,
[Killed a thousand down on Andriana Drive,]
No one who saw his saw was left alive!
[No one who saw his saw was left alive!]
P.S., If there really is a street called Andriana Drive somewhere, I had no idea it existed... If there is, and if there really WAS a massacre, then I tell you again that I didn't know, and all the content here is fictional! Anyway, to see a pic of two of the main characters of the comic, Aaron and Rem, along with some of my other works of art, visit my DeviantArt page! ^^
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Very interesting original idea to a fun (deceivingly tough in my opinion) original song to parody., had to dock you one on pacing (you have a few lines in there that were a tad forced on pacing) but all in all good job.
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