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Song Parodies -> "Vegetable"

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Original Performer:

Christina Aguilera

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The Lyrics

When you're running wild
Suddenly, it's hard to breathe
Now and then, your cholesterol
Gives you pain
You're so ashamed

I'm a vegetable
I'll take your pain away
Chocolate brings you down
I'm nutritional
Your doctor says the same
Yes, sweets will bring you down
Don't let them bring you down today

Tell all your friends that your serious
About your bones
No more snowcones
Trying hard to eat the very best
The pizza's gone
And your button's not undone
That's the way it is


No matter what you do
No matter what you say
If you need some talking to
If you wanna stay in shape
And everywhere you go
People will always say, oh my
It seems you've lost weight


Oh oh oh, yeah
Hope you're losing weight today
Your cholesterol's down today

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 11

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 5   9

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Figgy - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment
AWESOME! I hate that song but that is one heck of a good parody :D And, and it's compleately true, COMPLEATELY TRUE (sorry I'm feeling a bit mad today)
Dumb Ass Kid - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Immaculately paced, reasonably funny, brilliantly executed 545
Victoria-Leah - July 18, 2006 - Report this comment
ROFL, it was awesome. Viewing the title alone I wouldn't have guessed that it would be so accurately paced, but despite it you still did great anyway! 555

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