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Song Parodies -> "Slave to the Bottle"
Original Song Title:
"Genie In a Bottle"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Christina Aguilera
Parody Song Title:
"Slave to the Bottle"
Parody Written by:
Nader
The Lyrics
Okay, just if you didn't know, if you're a slave to the bottle, that means you're an alchoholic--don't ask how I know(lol)And MAKE SURE YOU KNOW THE TUNE TO "GENIE IN A BOTTLE"
I feel like I've been locked up tight
For a century of lonely nights
Waiting for someone
To preach to me
You're licking your lips
And sending sad eyes my way
But that don't mean
I'm gonna give it away
Baby Baby Baby
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
(My Mind is saying "Gimmie Mo' "!)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
(But my heart is saying "No Go")
I could use a martini
Or maybe just a nice scotch
I'm a slave to the bottle
I'm just messed up that way
I could use a tequila
Honey, make it on the rocks
With a small slice of lime
And a maraschino cherry
Impaled on a toothpick
Music's banging
Or maybe it's just my head
If I take one more drink
I think I'm gonna drop dead
Call the paramedics
I'm dizzy
Sirens blaring like an Eminem song
And I'm getting a wedgie from my thong
Baby, baby, baby
If you wanna drink and drive
Then you'd better grab a friend
Make him or her drive for you
Or you'll reach the end
If you crash your freakin' car
Then your dad will have a fit
If you kill yourself in the process,
Then baby, that's it!
If you end up in heaven,
Say hello to God for me
If you end up going to hell,
You're screwed, baby, oh well.
I'm a slave to the bottle
Come-Come-Come on and
help me out
For a century of lonely nights
Waiting for someone
To preach to me
You're licking your lips
And sending sad eyes my way
But that don't mean
I'm gonna give it away
Baby Baby Baby
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
(My Mind is saying "Gimmie Mo' "!)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
(But my heart is saying "No Go")
I could use a martini
Or maybe just a nice scotch
I'm a slave to the bottle
I'm just messed up that way
I could use a tequila
Honey, make it on the rocks
With a small slice of lime
And a maraschino cherry
Impaled on a toothpick
Music's banging
Or maybe it's just my head
If I take one more drink
I think I'm gonna drop dead
Call the paramedics
I'm dizzy
Sirens blaring like an Eminem song
And I'm getting a wedgie from my thong
Baby, baby, baby
If you wanna drink and drive
Then you'd better grab a friend
Make him or her drive for you
Or you'll reach the end
If you crash your freakin' car
Then your dad will have a fit
If you kill yourself in the process,
Then baby, that's it!
If you end up in heaven,
Say hello to God for me
If you end up going to hell,
You're screwed, baby, oh well.
I'm a slave to the bottle
Come-Come-Come on and
help me out
Be SMART! DON'T DRINK!
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The pacing is a little off a few times but the last part is really funny.
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