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Song Parodies -> "CJ wants a bottle"
Original Song Title:
"Genie in a Bottle"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Christina Aguilera
Parody Song Title:
"CJ wants a bottle"
Parody Written by:
Brittanie Angel Levis
The Lyrics
One day I decided to go on a trip
On the ice rink where I'll try not to slip
But it was a long, long ride
My brother C.J had come with
We couldn't leave him in house unattended
But then he got thirsty, yeah thirsty
Oh, cj's saying, "ba ba"
Oh, and that is what he got
If you wanna be with C, gotta be really prepared
Momma CJ wants a bottle, then burp him the right way
If you wanna be with C, gotta see whatcha can do
Gotta show me you can feed him, then I'll like you
Momma CJ wants a bottle baby, gotta burp him the right
way honey, Momma CJ wants a bottle baby, come come
come and feed him now
So CJ got his bottle now
And everyone was settling down
But then he finished it, it was finished
There was no other drink in the car
So we stopped at white hen and got some more
And he drank that too, that too.
Oh, cj's saying, "ba ba"
Oh, and that is what he got
If you wanna be with C, gotta be really prepared
Momma CJ wants a bottle, then burp him the right way
If you wanna be with C, gotta see whatcha can do
Gotta show me you can feed him, then I'll like you
Momma CJ wants a bottle baby, gotta burp him the right
way honey, Momma CJ wants a bottle baby, come come
come and feed him now
On the ice rink where I'll try not to slip
But it was a long, long ride
My brother C.J had come with
We couldn't leave him in house unattended
But then he got thirsty, yeah thirsty
Oh, cj's saying, "ba ba"
Oh, and that is what he got
If you wanna be with C, gotta be really prepared
Momma CJ wants a bottle, then burp him the right way
If you wanna be with C, gotta see whatcha can do
Gotta show me you can feed him, then I'll like you
Momma CJ wants a bottle baby, gotta burp him the right
way honey, Momma CJ wants a bottle baby, come come
come and feed him now
So CJ got his bottle now
And everyone was settling down
But then he finished it, it was finished
There was no other drink in the car
So we stopped at white hen and got some more
And he drank that too, that too.
Oh, cj's saying, "ba ba"
Oh, and that is what he got
If you wanna be with C, gotta be really prepared
Momma CJ wants a bottle, then burp him the right way
If you wanna be with C, gotta see whatcha can do
Gotta show me you can feed him, then I'll like you
Momma CJ wants a bottle baby, gotta burp him the right
way honey, Momma CJ wants a bottle baby, come come
come and feed him now
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