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Song Parodies -> "Do You Believe (That I'm 85)"
Original Song Title:
"Believe"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Cher
Parody Song Title:
"Do You Believe (That I'm 85)"
Parody Written by:
Emily Doggendorf
The Lyrics
Do you believe that I'm 85?
I can feel my bones inside me creekin'.
I really don't think they're strong enough(oohh)
What am I supposed to do?
Sit around and grow old for you?
Well I can't do that.
I am way too old.
I need time to live on.
I need calcium to be strong.
But after all the the old naked truth
Is baby I'm too old for you (oohh)
repeat chorus
I can feel my bones inside me creekin'.
I really don't think they're strong enough(oohh)
What am I supposed to do?
Sit around and grow old for you?
Well I can't do that.
I am way too old.
I need time to live on.
I need calcium to be strong.
But after all the the old naked truth
Is baby I'm too old for you (oohh)
repeat chorus
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