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Song Parodies -> "Before I Lost It"
Original Song Title:
"Before He Cheats"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Carrie Underwood
Parody Song Title:
"Before I Lost It"
Parody Written by:
Bonnie B.
The Lyrics
Right now I'm sitting in this stinkhole
With some 3 day old hookers and it's getting kinda musty
Right now, I wish that I had been
Just a little bit smarter, so I wouldn't get busted
Right now, he's probably taking her home
And they're probably getting it on
I wish he didn't know....
That I dug my keys into the side
of his pretty little souped up four wheel drive
That automobile was severely accosted
Thousands of dollars worth of damage that I can't pay for
And all over some tramped up barroom whore
This time I wish I'd thought before I lost it
Right now they're probably laughing at me
Cause they know I'm sitting here inside this jail cell
Right now, I wish that I go back to the day
Before I landed in the very middle of hell
Right now, I can't even go to sleep
Revenge is not so sweet
Because the witness saw...
That I dug my keys into the side
of his pretty little souped up four wheel drive
That automobile was severely accosted
Thousands of dollars worth of damage that I can't pay for
And all over some tramped up barroom whore
This time I wish I'd thought before I lost it
I might've saved a lot of trouble for myself
Cause next time I won't make a sound
And I'll make sure noone's around
Oh no, noones' around
Cause I dug my keys into the side
of his pretty little souped up four wheel drive
That automobile was severely accosted
Thousands of dollars worth of damage that I can't pay for
And all over some tramped up barroom whore
This time I wish I'd thought before I lost it
With some 3 day old hookers and it's getting kinda musty
Right now, I wish that I had been
Just a little bit smarter, so I wouldn't get busted
Right now, he's probably taking her home
And they're probably getting it on
I wish he didn't know....
That I dug my keys into the side
of his pretty little souped up four wheel drive
That automobile was severely accosted
Thousands of dollars worth of damage that I can't pay for
And all over some tramped up barroom whore
This time I wish I'd thought before I lost it
Right now they're probably laughing at me
Cause they know I'm sitting here inside this jail cell
Right now, I wish that I go back to the day
Before I landed in the very middle of hell
Right now, I can't even go to sleep
Revenge is not so sweet
Because the witness saw...
That I dug my keys into the side
of his pretty little souped up four wheel drive
That automobile was severely accosted
Thousands of dollars worth of damage that I can't pay for
And all over some tramped up barroom whore
This time I wish I'd thought before I lost it
I might've saved a lot of trouble for myself
Cause next time I won't make a sound
And I'll make sure noone's around
Oh no, noones' around
Cause I dug my keys into the side
of his pretty little souped up four wheel drive
That automobile was severely accosted
Thousands of dollars worth of damage that I can't pay for
And all over some tramped up barroom whore
This time I wish I'd thought before I lost it
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Well I can't say how Green Day is related, I'm not responsible for that, but if you know the OS the parody makes plenty of sense.
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