She was curled up on the sofa
In a Netflix coma
Watchin' "Grey's Anatomy"
Goin' crazy, seein' all the cliff hangers
Had to binge the whole series
Fifty eps to go
She was runnin' low
On her snacks and Coke Zero
It's gonna be a long night...

There was a lot to take in
She was paying close attention
Her heart was ready to explode
Before she knew it, she was sobbing
At the end of every episode
She couldn't dry her eyes
As people started to die
People told her that she wouldn't cry
They were so wrong
She'd been weeping for so long

Jesus, take my feels
Take they off my hands
'Cause I can't take this anymore
Screw this stupid show
For making me a fan
Just get me through one more season
Jesus take my feels

The sun began to rise
As she was rubbing her eyes
And the show came to an end
As the credits started rolling
She got up from the couch
To grab her phone and call her friend
And for the next few hours,
They sat and spoke about the previous episodes
She said, "I hate you, by the way!
This show took over my LIFE!
Plus, I have to work today,
And I didn't sleep last night!"

Jesus, take my feels
Take they off my hands
'Cause I can't take this anymore
Screw this stupid show
For making me a fan
Just get me through one more season

Oh,, Jesus take my feels!

Oh, screw this stupid show
For making me a fan
Just get me through one more season
Just one more season...
Jesus take my feels
Oh, take them, take them from me
Oh, hoooo, oooooooooh...