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Song Parodies -> "If I Don't Eat"
Original Song Title:
"Before He Cheats"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Carrie Underwood
Parody Song Title:
"If I Don't Eat"
Parody Written by:
Phil Phillips
The Lyrics
Right now my pretty new wife is cookin' up supper and it smells pretty nasty
Right now I'm tryin' to sneak out cause I know I eat it it's probably gonna kill me
Right now she don't know that stuff she cooking ain't good for no one
I know because
The last time she cooked I ached and cried
went to emergency room and I nearly died
they pump my stomach and I threw up everything
I told her I was allergic to the spice
The truth is she killed my appetite
I wonder what she gonna say when I don't eat
Right now I'm tryin' to figure out a brand new excuse that'll get me to Denny's
Right now I'm tryin to figure how to tell her the truth without hurtin' her feelings
Right now she don't know that stuff she cookin' ain't good for one
Not even the dog because
The last time she cooked I ached and cried
went to emergency room and I nearly died
they pump my stomach and I threw up everything
I told her I was allergic to the spice
the truth is she killed my appetite
I wonder what she gonna say when I don't eat
I'm goin' broke on take-outs and restaurants
Cause if she cooks and I eat
Oh it might be the end of me
Her cooking might kill me
Because the last time she cooked I ached and cried
went to emergency room and I nearly died
they pump my stomach and I threw up everything
I told her I was allergic to the spice
the truth is she killed my appetite
I wonder what she gonna say when I don't eat
Ooh I wonder what she gonna say when I don't eat
No way am I gone eat
No WAY!!!
Right now I'm tryin' to sneak out cause I know I eat it it's probably gonna kill me
Right now she don't know that stuff she cooking ain't good for no one
I know because
The last time she cooked I ached and cried
went to emergency room and I nearly died
they pump my stomach and I threw up everything
I told her I was allergic to the spice
The truth is she killed my appetite
I wonder what she gonna say when I don't eat
Right now I'm tryin' to figure out a brand new excuse that'll get me to Denny's
Right now I'm tryin to figure how to tell her the truth without hurtin' her feelings
Right now she don't know that stuff she cookin' ain't good for one
Not even the dog because
The last time she cooked I ached and cried
went to emergency room and I nearly died
they pump my stomach and I threw up everything
I told her I was allergic to the spice
the truth is she killed my appetite
I wonder what she gonna say when I don't eat
I'm goin' broke on take-outs and restaurants
Cause if she cooks and I eat
Oh it might be the end of me
Her cooking might kill me
Because the last time she cooked I ached and cried
went to emergency room and I nearly died
they pump my stomach and I threw up everything
I told her I was allergic to the spice
the truth is she killed my appetite
I wonder what she gonna say when I don't eat
Ooh I wonder what she gonna say when I don't eat
No way am I gone eat
No WAY!!!
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Pacing could have been tweaked a bit, but I hate the OS so much, it's not even funny. Nice twist on the eats.
Dude, this is so cool. I agree with Barry, I hate the original song but your twist is what it needed. Good luck. PS I think someone tried to poison you in another life.
goodd song!!
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