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Song Parodies -> "Before I Buy It Cheap"

Original Song Title:

"Before He Cheats"

Original Performer:

Carrie Underwood

Parody Song Title:

"Before I Buy It Cheap"

Parody Written by:

White Trash

The Lyrics

right now im probably slow dancing with a nasty hooker i bought and shes probably lookin ugly
right now im probably buyin cereal a fruity pebbels milk made my breath smell like whiskey
right now im probably in the back of buildin buyin cheap mcdonalds
and it smells like dope

i dug key into the of this junky little stupid ford thats fried
bad crash raiting with nasty leather seats
took stupid thing apart three times
nasty smelll with blowed out tire
maybe next time ill think before i buy it cheap

right now im probably eatin chinese a nasty version of some chicken tarioke
right now im probably eatin lucky charms but i guess the cereal didnt real make me lucky
right now im probably usin one dollar worth of that cheap bathroom toilet and it overflows

better save them freakin bath bubbles for the next time
cause the next time when its cheap oh you know itl smell like pee

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Pacing: 4.5
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Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 15

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ellen - July 05, 2007 - Report this comment
good song i liked how u used some lyrics from carrie under and used em over agian in a different manner that was really creative
damien - July 09, 2007 - Report this comment
u done it agian man good ob

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