I know I may be young, but i've got feelings too
and i need to do what i feel like doing
so let me go to love bob.

all you people look at me like i'm a crazed baffon
but did you ever think it'd be okay for me to love a guy?

always saying little girl don't be a slave for bob
but i'm just trying to find out why cuz even though......

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bob shaves his legs (what?)
bob shaves his legs (what?)
bob shaves his legs (why?)
cuz he likes ice ice ice ice

i know i may come off quiet or come off like a slob,
but i feel like talking, fell like dancing when i see bob

it's not practical or logical, but who the hell cares?
all i know is i'm so happy when bob is dancing there

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i'm a slave for bob; i cannot hold it i cannot control it
i'm a slave for bob; i will not deny it i'm not trying to hide it

bob, don't you want to go bowling with me?
i've arranged a time and place
oh bob, don't you want to, go bowling with me?
i don't even know your age

even though...........

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i really want to go bowling with bob
i really don't want to be a slob
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(i like bob)

Bob, don't you want to go bowling with me?
i've arranged a time and place
oh bob. don't you want to go bowling with me?
i don't even know your age

(Chorus 2)