Song Parodies -> I'm Still Alive, Not Yet A Dead Duck
| Original Song Title: | "I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman" |
| Original Performer: | Britney Spears |
| Parody Song Title: | "I'm Still Alive, Not Yet A Dead Duck" |
| Parody Written by: | Leo |
A new videotape with Osama bin Laden in it has shown up recently. Does this mean that the world's most wanted man is alive and well? Maybe, maybe not.
(Instrumental intro)
I used to think
That my bombs could blow up anything
But now I know
Missiles are going my way, yeah...
Feels like I'm caught in a bullseye
That's when I realize...
I'm still alive
Not yet a dead duck
All I need is time
To plan a bigger crime
While I'm in hiding
Now the US is after me
With no allies
I must soon hide in my cave of stone
And no, I don't want to be caught now
So now I must start to hide
I'm still alive
Not yet a dead duck
All I need is time
To get a chance to hide
While I am running
I'm still alive
But they are watching me closely
They see the white of my eyes
And the bullets will fly
This way
I'm still alive
(I'm still alive I don't wanna leave a trail)
Not yet a dead duck
(I'm just tryin' not to be sent up to jail, yeah)
All I need is time
While I turn tail and hide
While I shave my beard
I'm still alive
Not yet a dead duck
Now I'll do hard time
They sentenced me to life
For my crimes I'll pay
I'm still alive
Not yet a dead duck
I used to think
That my bombs could blow up anything
But now I know
Missiles are going my way, yeah...
Feels like I'm caught in a bullseye
That's when I realize...
I'm still alive
Not yet a dead duck
All I need is time
To plan a bigger crime
While I'm in hiding
Now the US is after me
With no allies
I must soon hide in my cave of stone
And no, I don't want to be caught now
So now I must start to hide
I'm still alive
Not yet a dead duck
All I need is time
To get a chance to hide
While I am running
I'm still alive
But they are watching me closely
They see the white of my eyes
And the bullets will fly
This way
I'm still alive
(I'm still alive I don't wanna leave a trail)
Not yet a dead duck
(I'm just tryin' not to be sent up to jail, yeah)
All I need is time
While I turn tail and hide
While I shave my beard
I'm still alive
Not yet a dead duck
Now I'll do hard time
They sentenced me to life
For my crimes I'll pay
I'm still alive
Not yet a dead duck
Copyright 2002 by Leo.More rewrites atLeo's Song Parody Page
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