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Song Parodies -> "Toys"

Original Song Title:

"Boys"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Toys"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The military types...
Always a reason
Generals love conventional and secret types
Of kinds of weapons
Be sure to keep up pace
Best are ours, rivals vow
Grabbing attention
Of the Reds beware
On land, sea, in skies
The don't fight fair
It's a Slavic thing
It's the world they want
The old "Empire" back
And Putin's in the mood

Always striving for weapons parity
Always the overreaching, but
the West says it's not meant to be
A Red attack dog in a Western world
Let's turn the earth into battlegrounds, forget the poli-scolds!

(Chorus)
Toys!
MBTs to assault guns
Toys!
Helos and rockets, fighter goals
Toys!
Lasers and heavy cannons
Toys!
Submarines on patrol!

More T-14s to ask for
Sukhois inspire fear
Yasen in the big seas
S-500s keep the skies clear
Petrodollar spending spree
Putin's attitude
In the East building tank armies
Aggression coming soon
WOW!!!

Always striving for weapons parity
Always the overreaching, but
the West says it's not meant to be
A Red attack dog in a Western world
Let's turn the earth into battlegrounds, forget the poli-scolds!

(Chorus)

The nukes will fly
Another war (another war)
What will they use?
Russia's not weak
New tech they do explore
Just waiting to make a move

(Chorus)

We will see
Will Trump get us in a fight?
Oh boy, the election rigging score
But Trump assures, it will be alright
Pals they are, but

War
... is nasty

Words, words, words
Just delay!

(Chorus)

Weapons:
Cant live with them
Can't survive without them, but
Russia's got 'em

WAR!!!

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