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Song Parodies -> "Wampus Cat's All Wrong"

Original Song Title:

"Pepsi Pours It On ('60s Retro)"

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Wampus Cat's All Wrong"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The Wampus Cat is a cryptic related to the Cougar cat which is a distortion of Cherokee legend. No such cat ever existed. The fake cougar was a Cherokee female spy in a cougar skin sent to listen to the Wolf Brothers to gain knowledge. They were Ewah spies. Legend has it that if caught, the woman would be turned into a cougar variant beast that would hunt other Ewah. Never happened.
Ewah spy in hide is bold
Cougar skin wrapped on
On all fours in brush awaits
For forbidden tales of old
The Wolf Brothers at camp are high
Sing to the Spirit in the sky

Ewah spy naked and cold
Slowly soldiers on
Fake predator lies in wait
With an ear for all that's told
Something else prowls in the night
Suddenly, Ewah lets out a cry!

Jaws of death won't let her go
Her blood stains the winter snow
No one moves... the Shaman knows
A Wampus Cat has got her throat

Agony in death throes
The Shaman offers sacred smoke

(The real cougar exits slow)

Britney performed the Retro Pepsi song in 2009

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 19

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Rob Arndt - June 18, 2015 - Report this comment
Forgot to give credit to Blaydeman for inspiration for this parody. I am a big cat lover anyway and have wrote about the Liger, Tigon, Pumapard, and Maltese Tiger here already plus other cryptic cats... but I remembered the Wampus Cat controversy in the cryptids thinking about the Cougar topic of yesterday. Thanks Blaydeman!
John Larson - June 18, 2015 - Report this comment
Never heard of this tale. Interesting.
Jonathan - June 18, 2015 - Report this comment
now that's what I call a swingin' cat! 5's
Rob Arndt - June 18, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks guys!

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