[Spoken:]
http://dictionary.reference.com defines biopic as
a biographical movie or TV show.

But you know what? they don’t know about my life?! hahaha

Verse 1:
I had 20 babies then donated them to Cher
All in my biopic
I was really crafty
Selling perfume under a damn then transformed from a male to chick
You might ask questions like is any of this real
But you don't really know me and I don't need you to quote me about the details
Hopefully no one will realize that
I’m mixing up a few facts and lies

Chorus:
Bet you didn’t realize all this stuff about me
Like how i taught guitar to KISS
I made long division, created heart incisions
All in my biopic
That’s all in my biopic
All in my biopic
Who really knows if it's real?
But I ain't telling you

Verse 2:
It wasn't long before i made Jurassic
Then told Spielberg to remove my name
I was the original pick to play James bond
Then I decided I rather play Obi-wan

Chorus:
Bet you didn’t realize all this stuff about me
Like how i taught guitar to KISS
I made long division, created heart incisions
All in my biopic
That’s all in my biopic
(repeat)

Who really knows if it's real? (all in my biopic)
But I ain't telling you

Bridge:
People will believe this film is my life
As long as I say it's based
on a real thing

(it's true!!!)

(based on a real story)

Chorus:
Bet you didn’t realize all this stuff about me
Like how I taught guitar to KISS
I made long division, created heart incisions
All in my biopic
That’s all in my biopic