Song Parodies -> "Weaponizer"

Original Song Title:

"Womanizer"

Original Performer:

"Weaponizer"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

With a name like Britney "Spears" how could I not turn this song into a person who has a giant stockpile of weapons but has no idea how to use them.

Superstore
We’ve got bombs for exploding
I know you want to look more foreboding
Flamethrowers that spew a lot of fire, That’s your gear
Everything is charred, Bid regards maybe

In your room that’s where you have got a stocked ton
Act like Bruce Campbell show off your shotgun
“Twelve gauge, double barrel, top' the line Remington! You Screwheads!”
Steel’s cobalt blue, walnut stalk, Got that?!

Weaponizer, weaponizer
You’re a weaponizer
Oh! Weaponizer
Oh! You’re a weaponizer, Baby

Boom-boom-boomstick!
Boom-boom-boomstick!

Weaponizer, weaponizer, weaponizer
(Weaponizer)

You’ll use them to hunt
But you have a tank, No ca-ah-ar
With a manly grunt
You’ll heave that spear to spa-ah-ar

(Boom!) You’re locked and loaded
(Boom!) Won’t sugar coat it
(Boom!) Still pretty clueless
(Boom!) You weaponizer

Got that rocket launched
And you might blow up a bah-ah-ar
Stink bombs might be raunch
Smells way worse than pickle ja-ah-ars!

(Boom!) You’re trigger happy
(Boom!) But aim is crappy
(Boom!) Blood’s gushing you’re a
(Boom!) Weaponizer

Ralphie, Bro- Wants that Red Ryder for Christmas
You’re eye you’ll shoot and so this season you are listless
You’re powerful like Dirty Harry with a Magnum now you’re scary
Their head’s off before they cough, Crazy!

At this shop, We’ve a discount now on rockets
Don’t shoplift you can’t shove these into your pockets
Grasp it, blast it, power’s flaunted
But you’d better watch out when you go shoot, you’ll be screwed, Dead guy!

Weaponizer, weapon, weaponizer
You’re a weaponizer
That Ber-ett-a
Is sure betta!
Weaponizer, weaponizer, weaponizer
(Weaponizer)

Those grenades you punt
Pull out the pin and run fah-ah-ar!!!
Feel lucky punk?
You might wind up with a sca-ah-ar

(Shoot!) A-Bomb is blowing
(Shoot!) D-Day’s approaching
(Shoot!) Rednecks are stupid
(Shoot!) But weaponizers

Don’t want to sound blunt
But you are a damn mor-ah-ah-on!
Pulling crazy stunts
As you juggle mines for fah-ah-un!!!!

(Shoot!) Your brain is hazy
(Shoot!) And you amaze me
(Shoot!) Where did you get this?!
(Shoot!) Weaponizer!!!

It’s not just guns got a cornucopia of swords, yeah
(Weaponizer, weaponizer, weaponizer, weaponizer)
A katana is good but I would go with the Claymore
Each can slice through your bones, Dude!

Weaponizer, weapon, Weaponizer
You’re a weaponizer
Oh weaponizer
Oh you’re a weaponizer, Crazy

In your Speedo
Launch torpedoes

Weaponizer, weaponizer, weaponizer
(Weaponizer)

You think that you’re tough
Want to be a GI Jo-oh-oh!!!
But you’re not that rough
You’ll cry if you stub your to-oh-oe!!!

(Boom!) Not Schwarzenegger
(Boom!) More like a beggar
(Boom!) Try to be ruthless
(Boom!) You weaponizer

Got a ton of guns
Each equipped with a la-sah-ah-ar
If your friends aren’t stunned
You’ll shock them with a tah-sar-ah-ar

(Shoot!) Soon pushing daisies
(Shoot!) Cause you’re too lazy
(Shoot!) To practice with them
(Shoot!) Weaponizer

You should just give up
Before you blow off your ar-ah-arms
Need to wear a cup
Or your nads would be in ha-ah-arm

Weaponizer, weapon, Weaponizer
You’re a weaponizer
Oh weaponizer
Oh you’re a weaponizer, Crazy

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Rob Arndt - September 12, 2012 - Report this comment

I love a high-caliber spoof- 555 rounds of ammo!!!

Matthias - September 12, 2012 - Report this comment

With all of your weapon-based parodies, I was thinking of you when I wrote this one Rob!

Rob Arndt - September 12, 2012 - Report this comment

I saw Britney's video for this one about a month back and for spme reason decided to do "Toxic" instead. It's strange that I never thought of a spoof with title "Weaponizer"! Must be thinking in German terms for a specific weapon system. I could do "Terminator" and NOT refer to the movie franchise. From WW2, do you know what I'm talking about??? :)

Meriadoc - September 13, 2012 - Report this comment

Liked 'in your speedo, launch torpedos'. But what - no mace?

Abbott Skelding - October 12, 2012 - Report this comment

I like the OS, and I really like the title switch. Funny stuff here, nice work Matty!

Chris Bodily TM - October 15, 2012 - Report this comment

I love the OS (and artist), of course. ;) I love the title sub, and the lyrics were pretty cool. The pacing threw me off in a few places, but I don't exactly have the original lyrics memorized. Never would have seen this one coming! 555

Blaydeman - October 20, 2012 - Report this comment

(SOTM) In your face explosion! LOL! The comedy was bursting out of this one.

Arwen - October 29, 2012 - Report this comment

SOTM...Ahhhh...love this OS, and this was fully loaded from start to finish! Nice work!

bobpiecheese - October 30, 2012 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Each of the "boy, don't try to front" subs were missing a syllable, but otherwise this was a very enjoyable skewering the kind of moron who will inevitably end up winning a Darwin Award. Also, I vastly prefer Lily Allen's version of the OS. 555!

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