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Song Parodies -> "Cancer"
Original Song Title:
"Stronger"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Britney Spears
Parody Song Title:
"Cancer"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Wait.. please stop
can I take a moment to pray? (lady)
I have to stop
I can’t take much more of this therapy (lady)
I think that I might not ever make it home
‘Cause now the
CHORUS
Cancer’s eating me away
God, I hate feeling this way
Cancer cells are killing me so much more
I…have Cancer
Worse than I ever thought it could be (lady)
Now I have to go for chemo
nausea and vomiting
Some days I think I cant take it
take me home
'Cause now the
Chorus
Cancer’s eating me away
God, I hate feeling this way
Cancer cells are killing me so much more
I…have Cancer
How long now?
feel bad
down I go, all alone
Gonna leave this body, I’m going home
Down I go, I’m going home
Gonna leave this body, leave this body
down I go
Tonight
Down I go
Cancer’s eating me away
God, I hate feeling this way
Cancer cells are killing me so much more
Cancer’s eating me away
God, I hate feeling this way
Cancer cells are killing me so much more
I…have Cancer
Cancer’s eating me away
God, I hate feeling this way
Cancer cells are killing me so much more
I…have Cancer
can I take a moment to pray? (lady)
I have to stop
I can’t take much more of this therapy (lady)
I think that I might not ever make it home
‘Cause now the
CHORUS
Cancer’s eating me away
God, I hate feeling this way
Cancer cells are killing me so much more
I…have Cancer
Worse than I ever thought it could be (lady)
Now I have to go for chemo
nausea and vomiting
Some days I think I cant take it
take me home
'Cause now the
Chorus
Cancer’s eating me away
God, I hate feeling this way
Cancer cells are killing me so much more
I…have Cancer
How long now?
feel bad
down I go, all alone
Gonna leave this body, I’m going home
Down I go, I’m going home
Gonna leave this body, leave this body
down I go
Tonight
Down I go
Cancer’s eating me away
God, I hate feeling this way
Cancer cells are killing me so much more
Cancer’s eating me away
God, I hate feeling this way
Cancer cells are killing me so much more
I…have Cancer
Cancer’s eating me away
God, I hate feeling this way
Cancer cells are killing me so much more
I…have Cancer
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Is this... about you??? If so, I'm so sorry :(
Yes, they say that the chemotherapy is worse than the cancer itself, and most would rather just live with the cancer. :-( But great parody Rob! 555! :-)
Rob - I was aware. Keep writing...some of us are with you. ;D
OMR, TY... it hurts so much but I keep trying to write. To make someone laugh... or cringe!!! I wanna make it to 600 if I can...
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