Verse 1: Buddy can’t you see?
It’s falling
It could collapse
Without a warning
It’s dangerous
Just call me

Verse 2: There is no job
I can’t do
I’ll make it stick
Buddy, that is it
It’s dangerous
I’m lovin’ it

Hook: It’s coming undone
Please watch your head
It is coming down
Do you feel me now?

Chorus: With a call from you house
I’m on my way
I’ll fix it; it’s separating
With a push of sealing cementer
I’m addicted to glue
Don’t you know that I’ll caulk it?
And I love using glue
Don’t you know that I’ll caulk it?

Verse 3: They move apart
I seal it up
I’ll make it stay
Fix that tile up
Surely
I am adhering it

Hook: It’s coming undone
When things break
I am on the run
And then I’ll bind it

Chorus: If a tile should crack
I’m on the way
I’ll caulk it; I’m sticking to it
With a squeeze of a rubber sealant gun
I’m addicted to glue
Don’t you know that I’ll caulk it?
And I love huffing glue
Don’t you know that I’ll caulk it?

Don’t you know that I’ll caulk it?

Chorus: With a call from you house
I’m on my way
I’ll fix it; it’s separating
With a push of sealing cementer
I’m addicted to glue
Don’t you know that I’ll caulk it?
And I love using glue
Don’t you know that I’ll caulk it?

Chorus: If a tile should crack
I’m on the way
I’ll caulk it; I’m sticking to it
With a squeeze of a rubber sealant gun
I’m addicted to glue
Don’t you know that I’ll caulk it?
And I love huffing glue
Don’t you know that I’ll caulk it?

Verse 4: I am cementing now
With some sealant now
I think it’s steady now
I think it’s steady now
I am cementing now
With some sealant now
I think it’s steady now