Yeah yeah…
Oh no,they’re undone again
My shoelaces are frayed at the ends
Oh lordy
Excuse me while I blush
I tie my shoes but it’s obvious
They get loose, my defense is
That I have no dexterity

Ooops, they came loose again
I can’t make a knot, shoelaces untamed
Oh lordy, lordy
Oops, I think they’re too long
My shoelaces are wrong
I always get defects

No one has problems like this
At work or at play
Lacing my high-tops, I always get pissed
They fly, look at the frays
A miracle to last 20 days
Yes, by all appearances
I look like a comical geek

Oops they came loose again
Guess I should restart
My shoe-tie is lame
Oh lordy, lordy
Shoot, it’s taking too long
Shove under the tongue
Feel like an idiot

“What a dork!”
“Aggy, before you go, there’s something I want you to have”
“Oh they’re but wait a minute, what is this?…”
“Yes, it is…”
“Oh, you think that some sneakers with Velcro straps will stop that motion, my friend?”
“Well maybe it could solve that shoe problem for you!”
“Oh you shouldn’t have!”

Whoop! They won’t fall again, will not part
No more will I lace, lordy
Whoop! Velcro is a blessing above
This fix is excellent!