Song Parodies -> I'm Tasteless

Original Song Title:	"Outrageous"
Original Performer:	Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:	"I'm Tasteless"
Parody Written by:	Below Average Dave

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I'm Tasteless when I'm feeling naughty
I'm Tasteless and I'm dressing sloppy
I'm Tasteless wearing skin tight jeans
I'm Tasteless and some think I'm mean
I'm Tasteless My Geo
I'm Tasteless Car nuts on thee
I'm Tasteless Soon you will be floored
I'm Tasteless I'll make you hurl
I'm Tasteless

Tacky colors adore me
Don't wear underwear--you'll see
I can burp to Pink Floyd's beats
and I brag 'bout smelly feet
Use my boogers as a treat
Wear Pac-Man shirts and I think feathers are neat
My crack's showing, I'll take a seat
You say I'm crazy, I hear
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

Don't stand over here
Feel a push near my derrière
Oops I think I fouled the air
Sorry that I let go, oh dear

I'm tasteless I like to dress slutty
I'm tasteless and I act all nutty
I'm tasteless picking my ears clean
I'm tasteless wearing crotch-less jeans
I'm tasteless Do you mind
I'm tasteless Do you bathe clean
I'm tasteless I'll open my jaw
I'm tasteless and speak it raw
I'm tasteless

Is that yellow on your teeth
Bring it up for all to see
Ask if you forgot your bra
As I'm chewing on coleslaw
I'm a punk so I've been told
Just told the truth so that you know
Don't say you're hot or I will call you a ho
and if you don't want to hear I'll
say that you can suck on my

Finger into my ear
Yawning, could you shut up dear
hey, you want to see my underwear
You know that you want more 'cause

I'm tasteless--My hair is all flaky
I'm tasteless--here, do you want a tasty
I'm tasteless in size eighteen jeans
I'm tasteless though I'm a size eighty
I'm tasteless Lined my eyes
I'm tasteless with neon green
I'm tasteless I'm popping my pores
I'm tasteless all on your floor
I'm tasteless

I said "Your dress looks crappy"
You don't like my honesty?
Tryinta help you dear. . .
You're stinky, oooh
and when I'm spitting my game
I'm feeling so much ruth, yea
Last night on X-Tube I saw your mother

I'm tasteless when I think I'm funny
I'm tasteless might say my mouth is runny
I'm tasteless 'cause I ate some beans
I'm tasteless and I'm too obscene
I'm tasteless your pot pies
I'm tasteless goes to your thighs
I'm tasteless your party's a snore
I'm tasteless it's such a bore
I'm tasteless Like to show my body
I'm tasteless and my zipper is shoddy
I'm tasteless put porn on the screen
I'm tasteless Just to make you scream
I'm tasteless I'll nose dive
I'm tasteless to splash your peeps
I'm tasteless You have been forewarned
I'm tasteless Give it a whirl!

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Matthias - June 05, 2009 - Report this comment

Never heard this original song before either but a song about being tasteless to a Britney Spears song just fits especially when you bring in the line about not wearing underwear.

Jeff Reuben - June 05, 2009 - Report this comment

As you can imagine, I know the OS :) This song is funny if you think of Britney singing it. Even funnier if you picture K-Fed singing.

Mark Scotti - June 05, 2009 - Report this comment

NOT a tasteless parody, by any means, but a VERY FUNNY ONE!!!

MadamePEP-si - June 05, 2009 - Report this comment

Want to look ' tastey ' ? ? . . . try walking on the PEPSI side of the street, wearing chaps & your Stetson, sir !

2Eagle - June 05, 2009 - Report this comment

Her daddy makes her do it.

Below Average Dave - June 06, 2009 - Report this comment

Thank you Matty, Jeff, Mark, MPEPSI :P, and 2 Eagle!!

Silver Power - July 02, 2009 - Report this comment

Although I DKTOS, I thought you had a lot of great lines, and great subject matter to boot.

"Last night on X-Tube I saw your mother"

LOLZ

Medemia - July 11, 2009 - Report this comment

size 18 jeans though I'm size 80? That's just WRONG! Listening to the original song, I thought these were the original lyrics. Great job.

Matthias - July 13, 2009 - Report this comment

I'm also a fan of the line: "Last night on X-Tube I saw your mother" that was the most tasteless thing of them all in my opinion. Very funny stuff!

Abbott Skelding - July 15, 2009 - Report this comment

SOTM: Very nice, never heard the original song, but you had a lot of good stuff in there.

Mark Scotti - July 16, 2009 - Report this comment

SOTM - "tastefully" done!

Peter Andersson - July 24, 2009 - Report this comment

I started out like that in kindergarten myself, what took you so long? :-)

Chris Bodily TM - July 24, 2009 - Report this comment

(SOTM) I agree, this was very tastefully done. I haven't heard this song in ages! The no underwear line reminded me of Britney a bit. And I, too, love that X-Tube line! 555

bobpiecheese - July 30, 2009 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Nice parody, Dave, although the lines seemed to either alternately describe a man and a woman, or just one incredibly tasteless woman (the kind that gives one the heebie-jeebies). 555!

Arwen - July 30, 2009 - Report this comment

SOTM...so...I was about halfway through the parody when I thought..."maybe this isn't supposed to be Britney singing..." Not that it couldn't be...; ) Nice work.

Below Average Dave - July 30, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks everyone, . .

TCOP: The lines are being sang by me, some lines are being sang to other people (hince the women lines) and some are being sang about the person singing them (the male lines) Tasteless can be both in appearance, and demeanor, as well as how a person speaks, which is where such lines were inspired. Thanks

Arwen: That'd be correct, though it's obvious many lines were inspired by the iconic mis-steps of Ms Spears, they were certainly meant to be more of a broad open criticism of a type of person, who tends to be very tasteless and irritating, thanks.

Peter: I hit puberty late :) Thanks!

Chris: Thanks, I'm not sure how it popped in my head after so long either, but when something strikes--gotta write it--especially when it's a Britney song that has so much humor to be found.

Abbott: That is why I provide links to YouTube videos of every song in Song of the Month, it is impossible for everyone to hear every song that someone parodies, but it's also best to give everyone equal footing by provided those videos, thanks.

Mark: Thanks

Silver Power: See my comment to Abbott, thanks very much for the LOLZ :)

Matthias: That line is definitely the signature line of this one, I seem to have signature lines in many of my SOTM entries, thanks buddy

Medemia: I know, and the sad thing is how many people really do that:) Thanks guy

Mean Aunt Cindy - July 31, 2009 - Report this comment

SOTM...the line about Car nuts on thee confused me. It sounds funny, and I assume dirty, but I can't figure out exactly what. But my imagination makes it funny with the rest of the song, which is hilarious. Britney...yuck. Did she ever release the OS?

Phil Alexander - July 31, 2009 - Report this comment

Didn't realize how much the OS goes on (and on).. but it helped for this - will admit to not really liking it at the start, but getting into it much more as it went on (especially with the variations on the chorus lines)

EmiLoca - August 01, 2009 - Report this comment

This is a very hard song to do, as it's extremely repetitive and there's so few syllables per verse. You did well with what you were given, and props for changing up the chorus lines. Thou art awesome.

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