Now Dame O'Grady hardly reeks of greed or spite
Fixing kids some snack food, she's softspoken and polite (Oh)
"Don't pay me, baby, 'cause I bake for peace of mind"
No one thinks to spy inside her cute abode, it's packed with tykes (Oh)

Cocoa
Smelly when we greet her
And she's oft cold
Not a fan of Tea Icy, K?
Bike across the road
Her tea parties please us so
Just by invitation though
(Mama please we wanna go)

Lovely ladies
With buttered buns and brownies
See all of the boys and all of the girls
Are begging to eat
See U In Tea
Crumbling pastries
With candy-sequinned ice cream
All of the boys and all of the girls
Are begging to eat
See U In Tea

Flavored coffee and biscotti in a mug
Chateau is gingerbread; we lick the knobs and munch the rug (Oh)
We clean our hands and wipe before we load our plates
Cause she wants us please to use a Kleenex when we masticate (Oh)

So old
Wrinkled and she's senile
Not our Age-Oh
Why, her service comes without pay
Help her cross the road
Shopping cart's a heavy load
Can somebody take her coat
(Hand-l-ing her muff, below)

Funky, faintly
Aroma's wafting out, see
Enthralled by her poise and chocolate curls
Her eggs in a heap -
See U In Tea
Crusty, tasty
Her canned goods leak, enticing
Calling the boys, and calling the girls
They beg in defeat,
"See U In Tea!"

Oh, my watch and glasses clouding
Whoa, they're wanton, seekin' icing
Yeah, they're staunchly cookie-scouting

So tell me If U Seek...her
(Don't tell Mom or Dad, we won't get off without a fight)
Because she baits us with her nethers
(And by those, I mean her skirted cheesecake bites)
Obey and cave in to See U In Tea tonight (Oh)
We're slaves to neighbors who're the "In, then eat, out" type
Okay, we're patient, waiting
Go ladle gravy, lady!

Lovely ladies
With buttered buns and brownies
See all of the boys and all of the girls
Are begging to eat
See U In Tea
Crumbling pastries
With candy-sequinned ice cream
All of the boys and all of the girls
Are begging to eat
See U In Tea

Funky, faintly
Aroma's wafting out, see

(...yeah.)

Crusty, tasty
Her canned goods leak, enticing
Calling the boys, and calling the girls
They beg in defeat,
"See U In Tea!"

Oh, my watch and glasses clouding
Whoa, they're wanton, seekin' icing
Yeah, they're staunchly cookie-scouting
All of the boys and all of the girls
Are crazy for sweets
See U In Tea!