La la la lala la la la
La la la lala la la la
La la la lala la la la
La la la lala la la la

Oh baby, baby
Have you seen Humpty tonight?
Was he in his bedroom?
Was he sitting up outside?

Oh baby, baby
You said he was feeling fine
Then everything was a blur
Then he wound up on his side

Oh no
Tell me can you fix him?
'Cause I don't know
I think I can now see his brain
He was on his wall then Humpty had a great fall
Fell and fell and cracked his dome
How this happened, we don't know

Humpty Dumpty
Is now a pile of debris
All the kings horses, all the kings men could not put him together again
Poor Old Humpty
Was screamin' like a banshee
All the kings horses, all the kings men could not put him together again

Now lets see if we can patch poor Humpty up
I don't know if we can
Cause he's lookin' pretty rough
Is this an arm, his theigh or a part of his face?
It's so hard to tell
With all these eggshells all over the place

Oh no
Don't think we can save him
Cause he's so oh
Look at him, he's in so much pain
I just want to know, there a way to save the yolk?
Add some bacon, take me home
Haha hehe haha ho

Humpty Dumpty
Is now a pile of debris
All the kings horses, all the kings men could not put him together again
Poor Old Humpty
Was screamin' like a banshee
All the kings horses, all the kings men could not put him together again

Oh-that poor old Humpty Dumpty
Oh-he's now a pile of debris
Oh-he's so good over easy

So tell me what you'd prefer (Let me know what kind of serving of egg you would like)
Sunny-side-up or maybe scrambled? (Eggs Benedict or would you rather have fried?)
Oh Humpty Dumpty
Everything turned out alright
Oh
Oh Humpty Dumpty
I'll make whatever you like
Oh Humpty Dumpty baby
Oh Humpty Dumpty baby

La la la lala la la la
La la la lala la la la
La la la lala la la la
La la la lala la la la

Humpty Dumpty
Is now a pile of debris (Ginormous pile of debris)
All the kings horses, all the kings men could not put him together again (Together again)
Poor old Humpty
Was screamin' like a banshee
All the kings horses, all the kings men could not put him together again (Together again)
Humpty Dumpty
He tastes so very yummy (yeah)
Yeah
Humpty Dumpty
Is best served over-easy
Cause the kings horses, all the kings men could not put him together again

Oh (Humpty Dumpty) he's best served over easy
Oh, with some toast and grape jelly (Humpty Dumpty)
Oh delicious Humpty Dumpty
All the kings horses, all the kings men could not put him together again