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Song Parodies -> "Humpty Dumpty"
Original Song Title:
"If You Seek Amy"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Britney Spears
Parody Song Title:
"Humpty Dumpty"
Parody Written by:
Abbott Skelding
The Lyrics
Original Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FehBgQeVKFQ
La la la lala la la la
La la la lala la la la
La la la lala la la la
La la la lala la la la
Oh baby, baby
Have you seen Humpty tonight?
Was he in his bedroom?
Was he sitting up outside?
Oh baby, baby
You said he was feeling fine
Then everything was a blur
Then he wound up on his side
Oh no
Tell me can you fix him?
'Cause I don't know
I think I can now see his brain
He was on his wall then Humpty had a great fall
Fell and fell and cracked his dome
How this happened, we don't know
Humpty Dumpty
Is now a pile of debris
All the kings horses, all the kings men could not put him together again
Poor Old Humpty
Was screamin' like a banshee
All the kings horses, all the kings men could not put him together again
Now lets see if we can patch poor Humpty up
I don't know if we can
Cause he's lookin' pretty rough
Is this an arm, his theigh or a part of his face?
It's so hard to tell
With all these eggshells all over the place
Oh no
Don't think we can save him
Cause he's so oh
Look at him, he's in so much pain
I just want to know, there a way to save the yolk?
Add some bacon, take me home
Haha hehe haha ho
Humpty Dumpty
Is now a pile of debris
All the kings horses, all the kings men could not put him together again
Poor Old Humpty
Was screamin' like a banshee
All the kings horses, all the kings men could not put him together again
Oh-that poor old Humpty Dumpty
Oh-he's now a pile of debris
Oh-he's so good over easy
So tell me what you'd prefer (Let me know what kind of serving of egg you would like)
Sunny-side-up or maybe scrambled? (Eggs Benedict or would you rather have fried?)
Oh Humpty Dumpty
Everything turned out alright
Oh
Oh Humpty Dumpty
I'll make whatever you like
Oh Humpty Dumpty baby
Oh Humpty Dumpty baby
La la la lala la la la
La la la lala la la la
La la la lala la la la
La la la lala la la la
Humpty Dumpty
Is now a pile of debris (Ginormous pile of debris)
All the kings horses, all the kings men could not put him together again (Together again)
Poor old Humpty
Was screamin' like a banshee
All the kings horses, all the kings men could not put him together again (Together again)
Humpty Dumpty
He tastes so very yummy (yeah)
Yeah
Humpty Dumpty
Is best served over-easy
Cause the kings horses, all the kings men could not put him together again
Oh (Humpty Dumpty) he's best served over easy
Oh, with some toast and grape jelly (Humpty Dumpty)
Oh delicious Humpty Dumpty
All the kings horses, all the kings men could not put him together again
La la la lala la la la
La la la lala la la la
La la la lala la la la
Oh baby, baby
Have you seen Humpty tonight?
Was he in his bedroom?
Was he sitting up outside?
Oh baby, baby
You said he was feeling fine
Then everything was a blur
Then he wound up on his side
Oh no
Tell me can you fix him?
'Cause I don't know
I think I can now see his brain
He was on his wall then Humpty had a great fall
Fell and fell and cracked his dome
How this happened, we don't know
Humpty Dumpty
Is now a pile of debris
All the kings horses, all the kings men could not put him together again
Poor Old Humpty
Was screamin' like a banshee
All the kings horses, all the kings men could not put him together again
Now lets see if we can patch poor Humpty up
I don't know if we can
Cause he's lookin' pretty rough
Is this an arm, his theigh or a part of his face?
It's so hard to tell
With all these eggshells all over the place
Oh no
Don't think we can save him
Cause he's so oh
Look at him, he's in so much pain
I just want to know, there a way to save the yolk?
Add some bacon, take me home
Haha hehe haha ho
Humpty Dumpty
Is now a pile of debris
All the kings horses, all the kings men could not put him together again
Poor Old Humpty
Was screamin' like a banshee
All the kings horses, all the kings men could not put him together again
Oh-that poor old Humpty Dumpty
Oh-he's now a pile of debris
Oh-he's so good over easy
So tell me what you'd prefer (Let me know what kind of serving of egg you would like)
Sunny-side-up or maybe scrambled? (Eggs Benedict or would you rather have fried?)
Oh Humpty Dumpty
Everything turned out alright
Oh
Oh Humpty Dumpty
I'll make whatever you like
Oh Humpty Dumpty baby
Oh Humpty Dumpty baby
La la la lala la la la
La la la lala la la la
La la la lala la la la
La la la lala la la la
Humpty Dumpty
Is now a pile of debris (Ginormous pile of debris)
All the kings horses, all the kings men could not put him together again (Together again)
Poor old Humpty
Was screamin' like a banshee
All the kings horses, all the kings men could not put him together again (Together again)
Humpty Dumpty
He tastes so very yummy (yeah)
Yeah
Humpty Dumpty
Is best served over-easy
Cause the kings horses, all the kings men could not put him together again
Oh (Humpty Dumpty) he's best served over easy
Oh, with some toast and grape jelly (Humpty Dumpty)
Oh delicious Humpty Dumpty
All the kings horses, all the kings men could not put him together again
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(Decathlon Part 3 Round 10) Excellent retelling of the tragic end of a great big egg. Excellent overall, and 5s.
As Andria said this was "Eggscellent!" (Surprised that I'm the 2nd one to comment on this parody. It's a great parody!)
(Decath3R10) One of my fave fairy tales as a child! Got a little Alvin Rhodes humor there because it would fit in with his "Humpty Dumpty" parody, but his version told in the Beatles POV! Now when I think of what happened to poor Humpty's "egg-cident", I'm probably going to have to abstain from eating sunny side ups, omelets, hard-boiled eggs, Eggs Benedicts, or any food products that have eggs as ingredients! In spite of all that, this is the one parody that had me "cracking up"! 555's for this "egg-citing" satire!
Fits perfectly with the OS, and a great laugh-getter. 555
(Dec3) Repeated choruses aside, this was an interesting take on the HD mythos. 555 for sure (even though I can't stand eggs).
Decathlon...this made me smile, Abbott...glad you entered it, or I might've missed it. =)
(ABC) This just "crashed" together into one wonderful laphanomlette of a parody!
I like pairing innocent themes against filthy OS's...here's another one in that realm. Didnt have to listen to that POS song again to enjoy this parody.
Wow, I don't know Abbott. . .I got a good little laugh out of this. . .the ending kind of looses steam, but the beginning and middle, you really rocked this one. I actually like the original song, I've never heard it prior to this contest, but Britney is one of my guilty pleasures, I have her sneaked in there between my Green Day and Fall Out Boy, I've always found her music fun, even if it is poppy, I think it has its own style. Humpty Dumpty is about as old a nursery rhyme as I can think of and the way you seeded the original wording into this song almost seamlessly was brilliant, pacing wasn't perfect, and you did seem to run out of ways to carry it at the end, but that doesn't take away the fact that the first half of the song was friggin awesome, if you do ever record it though, fix up that ending--change it up a little so the Egg doesn't get stale for me, k, 5s easily. . .the G/H round is turning out to be a tough one.
(ABC G & H) Already voted once before, it's still good. Makes me hungry for an omelette! :-)
(ABC-GH) See above!
(ABC G/H) Egg-straordinary yet again, Abbott! Still "cracks" me up! In the words of Devo, step on a crack, break your mother's back! LOL...better yet, in that case, step on a crack, break Humpty Dumpty's back!
The nursery rhyme part fit the OS really well! And I always love a good Britney parody. "Well done"
(ABC G/H) You easily have the better lyric here, topping Britney's easily. I liked it a lot with a side of bacon.
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