Verse 1:

Town drunk where ya come from how ya doing?/
I know you have no clue what spewing/
Your filled up with so many booze/ You’re thinking now your Scooby doo/ I know what you are / you’re no baby/ Look at you needing more than just a clean up/baby you look like you fell into a dump truck/ Acting like your sober but I we know the show is over/ Cuz You just called your best friend rover

Hook: Tranquilizer, Tranq, Tranquilizer, You need a tranquilizer, oh Tranquilizer, Oh get the tranquilizer Baby/ You’re gonna get …As soon as Jay Leno Ends…. Tranquilizer, Tranquilizer, Tranquilizer

Chorus:
Drunk don’t try to front UH HUH….You need to wear a scarf / UH HUH …Drunk don’t try to front UH HUH / Talking to squirrels is odd
OOO….YOUR SO ALARMING… GOT MY STUNG GUN CHARGING/AND YOU’RE GONNA GET IT… TRANQUILZER
Drunk don’t try to front UH HUH/ I just saw you barf/ UH HUH …Drunk don’t try to front/ UH HUH/ Miley Cyrus You aren’t/OOO/You acting hazy. I got some pepper spray BABE/ Waiting for ya with Tranquilizer

Verse 2:
Hey You got the bad breath of a DRAGON/ Too bad for you no one likes that in a companion/ I guess when you’ve had one too many/Makes it hard to count your pennies/ that’s who you are. Follow me crazy/ Ca-CHING … Pop …OH I got you SUCKA/ Will be the sound you’ll HEAR WHEN THE SHOT HITS YOUR BUTTOCKS/ You’ll find yourself on the ground going numb from your shoulders down/ Like a hog shot for rabies

Hook:
Tranquilizer, Tranq, Tranquilizer, You need a tranquilizer, oh Tranquilizer, Oh get the tranquilizer Baby/ You’re gonna get it…As soon as Adult Swim Ends…. Tranquilizer, Tranquilizer, Tranquilizer

Chorus:
Drunk don’t try to front UH HUH/ You need to wear a scarf / UH HUH …Drunk don’t try to front UH HUH/ Talking to squirrels is odd
OOO/ YOU’RE OH SO ALARMING/GOT MY STUNG GUN CHARGING AND AM GONNA GET IT/ TRANQUILZER
Drunk don’t try to front UH HUH/ I just saw you barf/ UH HUH …Drunk don’t try to front/ UH HUH/Hannah Montana You are not/OOO… YOU’RE OH SO ALARMING… GOT MY STUNG GUN CHARGING… AND AM GONNA GET IT… TRANQUILZER

Bridge:
Maybe if we both lived in a Disney World/Tranquilizer, Tranquilizer, Tranquilizer/Then it wouldn’t be so weird for you to try to talk to squirrel/ But it ain’t so you’re gonna get the

Hook:
Tranquilizer, Tranq, Tranquilizer, You need a tranquilizer, oh Tranquilizer, Oh get the tranquilizer Baby/You’re gonna get …As soon as Jay Leno Ends…. Tranquilizer, Tranquilizer, Tranquilizer

Chorus:
Drunk don’t try to front UH HUH/ You need to wear a scarf /UH HUH …Drunk don’t try to front UH HUH/Talking to squirrels is odd/
OOO/YOU’RE OH SO ALARMING/GOT MY STUNG GUN CHARGING/ AND YOU’RE GONNA GET IT/TRANQUILZER
Drunk don’t try to front UH HUH/ I just saw you barf/ UH HUH …Drunk don’t try to front
UH HUH / Miley Cyrus You aren’t/OOO

You’re acting hazy/ I got some pepper spray BABE/Waiting for ya with Tranquilizer
Drunk don’t try to front UH HUH/ I just saw you barf/ UH HUH …Drunk don’t try to front
UH HUH / Hannah Montana You are not/OOO/Tranquilizer, Tranq, Tranquilizer, You need a tranquilizer, oh Tranquilizer, Oh get the tranquilizer Baby