Song Parodies -> If U Ate Fatty

Original Song Title:

"If U Seek Amy"

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

  
Parody Song Title:

"If U Ate Fatty"

Parody Written by:

Zachary Tng

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Oh baby baby, have you seen Fatty tonight?
Is she in the kitchen? Is she eating up outside?
Oh baby baby, does she take a piece of meat
For the salad that I bought her
Do you know just what she likes?

Oh

Oh, oh, tell me have you seen her
Cause I'm so oh I think I have lost again
She just wanna go to the party that I go
Can't somebody find her now

Ha ha he he ha ha ho

Scold me, Hit me, say what you want about me
But all the dad and mum are begging to if you seek a child

Shit her, Bang her

Fatty always eats at somewhere called drive-thru
D-R-I-V-E-T-H-R-U drive-thru
I've seen her once or twice before she knows my face
But it's really easy to see Fatty standing in the way

Oh, oh, tell me have you seen her
'Cause I'm so, oh, she's gonna eat my brain again!
She just wanna go to the party that I go
So that she could eat all those

Finger foods that are prepared

Eat her, Shit her, Do whatever you want with her
All the beggar, FYI, just eat and shit her like I do
Eat her, Shit her, Do whatever you want with her
All playboys, FYI, just bang her like the way I do

So tell me have you eat her
(Oh yes I did and she taste like beef)
'Cause I've been waiting for this moment
(Yup! I eat her and she taste so fresh)

Oh baby baby, if you eat Fatty tonight (Oh)
Oh baby baby, we'll do whatever you like
Oh baby baby baby, oh baby baby baby

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Oh yes! Oh yes! Fatty has been eaten
Now no one would ever want to follow me to the party again
Oh yes! Oh yes! Fatty has been eaten
Now no one would ever want to follow me to the party again

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All the beggars, FYI, just eat and shit her like I do

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All the playboys, FYI, just bang her like the way I do

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